Those road ragers can't be taken lightly, man. You're dealing with someone who has completely given themselves over to a blind rage, and is in a terribly reactive state where they're bound to try just about anything. In this case, it sounds like this guy's Spidey Sense was out of commission. If I were him, I'd have done some emotional eating after that encounter. And make that coffee a quad. The whole experience reads like a fever dream. But hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. For another strange tale from the realm of the glowing golden arches, check out this twitter thread about a guy's trip to McDonald's that also reads like a fever dream.
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When this jerk driver in a white Mercedes started acting up with all kinds of impatient honking, the other guy decided to take his sweet revenge. And revenge looks a lot like the muddy car wash that no car would ever ask for. Sounds like the revenge went as planned, and after coating the car in mud, he was on his way with what we can only imagine was a wide-eyed grin on his face.
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Below average intelligence and false information are a LETHAL combination. This cop is a hero in the patience category.
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Via JDogProductions
Anyone who's been "fortunate" enough to have a parent teach them how to drive, likely knows that those times are ripe for road rage meltdowns. Sometimes it's the fear from parents of crashing and having it all fall apart, or it's just genuine pent-up rage coming out on the road.
Via Backpedal Movie
The entitlement is VERY strong with this driver, but the restraint on the part of the biker is HEROIC. Just our kind of Fail right here. Gotta love when an annoyingly entitled driver who tries to lecture a cyclist, ends up failing miserably.
A prime example of blind rage. Some people just need to get mad at something.
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Via @iheartmindy
Don't think this guy will ever be road raging again! That was a swift and horrifying lesson, for sure!
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Via Butch Escobar
His window clearly wants peace and love. The ensuing interaction is absolutely hilarious. As you watch the rage bubble over, you can also see the silly helplessness of trying to get any fight going, when the window won't work!
At least they didn't stick around and waste more tax-funded man-hours trying to resolve the most idiotic road rage incident we've ever heard of. If you ever find yourself in this situation and are considering calling the cops, please consider calling a therapist instead. Holy crap. If you wanna read about some more idiots interacting with cops, here's this.
