Known as the “French Spiderman”, Alain Robert has achieved legendary status as he continues to risk his life climbing insanely difficult faces. Serving up athletes half his age with style and ease, Alain has revamped his notoriety online by sharing his flashy fearlessness. Even though he only has about 10 stringy white hairs on his head, this Frenchman cannot be stopped. Also, instead of climbing in any sort of athletic gear or with any safety harnesses, Alain choses to climb in snake print ves…

Risky business.

Seriously, come on guys.

Seriously no idea what they could've been thinking.

So many questions at once.

Not a great idea.

Almost like he meant to do it.

So, bring back the all-day breakfast menu.

The second machine has all the stupid.

Completely crushed it.

Tree riding sounds like an absolute ball.