Nice try.

Steer clear of these moves.

Absolutely serves them right.

An unplanned remix.

Love is still alive.

Serves them right.

Supremely uncool behavior.

Cheaters never win.

He had it coming.

She stood her ground.

Shouldn't have been so rude, bro.

Andre Pegeron is a writer and comedian based in California. For some reason, he still loves his hometown Detroit Lions. Read his tweets about comedy, sports, and cities at @andrepegeron .

Of course Jason Segel and Paul Rudd are cool.

Of all the things to complain about.

Bold move there.

Honestly, crazy.