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Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

An entitled woman begs for Cash App handouts on social media | February 25 at 1:51 PM Please don't message if aren't willing pay my time and take dinner, send money, take shopping, get my nails done, and so XOXOXO on! Thank and 30 others 8 Comments Li ke Comment

Entitled Woman Begs For Cash App Handouts

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An entitled girl with allergies gets reality checked after telling person how to live in their home | AITA telling my roommates friend if their allergy is so severe can't make sandwich another room they should just leave? Not hole So, my roommate invited over one their friends today. He didn't mention anything or my other roommate about and so walked out my room and saw this random girl just kind like uhm, who are Because my roommate not room.

Entitled Girl With Allergies Gets Reality Checked

Kid refuses to do chores, so his dad and mechanic buddy proceed to strip his car | Don't wanna do chores son? Well have fun being stuck at home. Paragraph TL;DR at bottom hope this is appropriate here. So this story deserves some context s actually Pro Revenge my father did Backstory: After had graduated High School and still hadn't "found" my calling my parents told could live with them rent free as long as did one very important thing, helped out with chores, don't bring any girls or friends

Kid Refuses To Do Chores, Dad And Mechanic Buddy Strip His Car

Woman gets locked out on fire escape after using sauna, and embarrassment ensues | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam As public service these stressful times l'd like offer, as palate cleanser most embarrassing moment my life. 10ish years ago, my ex bf and visited spa Germany s swimsuits pool but have be naked sauna. Btw speak no German. 1/ 9:52 16 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 2,031 Retweets 6,678 Likes Tweet reply

Twitter Thread: Woman's Humiliating German Sauna Experience

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AskReddit replies to people's "screw this, I quit!" stories | askingxalice 2h First job at mcdonalds. 3 different managers all telling do different things, and getting mad listen others overheard worst manager say people at register (and many customers behind counter Someone need teach Alice do her job didn't even say anything. Just walked out.

People's "Screw This, I Quit!" Stories

Twitter thread from a guy who investigates the origins of Doritos | Chris Sacca liked Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig Buckle up, butterdicks s time talk about Doritos. Doritos CHEESE FLAVOR Party Size! | like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come 10 27 15 682 @ChuckWendig 5h Chuck Wendig O asked my

An Author's Imaginative Thread On Doritos' Supernatural Origins

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

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People describe the worst compliments they've received | _WhoTheFuckAml_ 23h One my seniors once told reminded him his younger self problem is he is like worst guy my office hurt .

The Worst Compliments People Have Received

Woman books full row of seats for broken leg and asks internet if she's wrong | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/super_poggielicious 1 day ago AITA booking up an entire row seats just myself? Not hole reference this, all happened before lockdown and orders shelter place 32f) broke my leg two places couple months ago and placed full leg cast took convalescent leave and decided fly my home state originally CA but stationed NC this is relevant so everyone understands time frame flight question.

Woman Wonders if She's a Jerk For Booking Entire Row For Broken Leg

A choosing beggar wants to hijack a ride that a couple had set up to the wedding, months in advance | Hi guys, just about (Bride's) wedding middle trying arrange my travel wedding have spoken Lift Giver) and she has said might be too squashed with everyone car want avoid making(Lift Giver) feel awkward by letting anyone down so wondered One would feel, since both drive, about driving one cars down so everyone is able go can't afford whole family attend hence why am just going x

Choosing Beggar Wants To Hijack Couple's Ride To Wedding

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People share the most interesting things that they've seen previous tenants leave behind | Lockshala 15h As kid, my parents moved into former Minnesota Vikings lineman's house and he left PS1 with bunch games. Great dude, imo

Most Interesting Things Previous Occupants Have Left Behind

self entitled woman gets kicked off a plane and threatens to harm people's jobs

Flashback Fail: Self-Important Woman Kicked Off Flight

seth rogen asking alexa to make fart sounds coronavirus quarantine

Seth Rogen Asks Alexa For Different Farts

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Dude messes with text message scammer in hilarious ways | +1 (740) 673 Text Message Today 9:12 AM need favor please text back as soon as possible do need?

Dude Has Fun With Text Message Scammer

Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled