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Twitter story about a sneaky lizard creating hilarious havoc in a garden | Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred

Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden

Attempts that resulted in failure | looking at apartments cause im trying move and look at this fkn kitchen tiny kitchen that is just a sink a microwave and two cupboards

Attempts that Nosedived into a Field of Failure

Entitled lying producer wants free talent and promises exposure but gets denied. | Tuesday no payout per say buts 's one kind opportunity will get lot exposure and credited do mean by exposure like free sessions at tanning salon? this better not be porno Lmao no like networking opportunity meet right people By networking do mean free Wi- Fi? Today 2:28 PM No bro this is 1 kind unique opportunity get ur name and face out there with right people can lead shit ton on future

Lying Producer Wants Free Talent, Gets Denied

Funny and awkward sex ed question stories | Gandiddyalf 6.4k points 17 hours ago Once asked question group Year 9 students do do if want have sex and can't find condom Student 1 (Male Surely can find something house Maybe cling film? Student 2 (Female Yeah! Or maybe tinfoil! Fucking TIN FOIL!

Awkward Sex Ed Questions Students Asked

Man runs the sad math on the chances of finding his soulmate. | feyxx @fezzz if 99% people find unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up

Man Runs Sad Math On Chances Of Finding Soulmate

A collection of images showing times that mannequins were misplaced. | couple walking hand in hand in a street looking at a sculpture that looks like a person with their head stuck inside a wall

Misplaced Mannequins That Messed With People's Brains

Choosing beggar pesters an artist, so they respond with a hilariously terrible drawing | needs be drawn U can draw and my wife free not paying u since u arent registered don't draw free But u can draw practice If ever want practice and have no inspiration will message

Impatient Choosing Beggar Pesters Artist, Artist Handles It

Mark Hamill does an impression of Harrison Ford

Mark Hamill's Impression Of Harrison Ford Is On Point

Plumber's clients try to skip out on bill, so plumber finishes grout with sugar addition | Sweet revenge told y'all would appreciate this hope enjoy as much as did My father is plumber. Great guy, does work want and does his best on every job, acting like 's his own home try make sure customer is satisfied. He doing job at home where they wanted complete bathroom remodel. Asking owners home whole way through specific things

Plumber's Customer Won't Pay In Full, Sweet Grout Revenge Ensues

Karen demands spiciest wings, they are too spicy for her child so she demands a refund for the whole party | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/AthanasiaStygian 4 days ago Blazin' sauce Karen's brat, please Obligatory on my phone and makes my spelling and grammar suck sometimes really hope this belongs here used work fairly well known chain buffalo wing eateries know ones with 27 huge screens and screaming fans every sport had family dining area and this particular Saturday night walks Karen with

Karen Demands Spiciest Wings, Doesn't Get Refund

A fun and educational Tumblr thread about an art world drama with Anish Kapoor | akamine-chan HAD NO FUCKING IDEA BEAN CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. solongstarbird someone help why is anish kapoor important did he do? gay-jesus-probably Alright sit down some Art World Drama bcause this is live So, sometime last year science invented Vantablack, which is darkest possible shade black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as needs be very carefully made lab s hard get hold and is extremely expensive.

Tumblr Thread: Art World's Most Loathed Elitist And His Bean

A collection of insults that sound exactly like compliments. | RetainedByLucifer 22h 1 Award classic hope day is as pleasant as are This is coming retail worker FullI Karen.

Insults That Sound Like Compliments

Top Gun Richard Hammond And James May heated car seat

Richard Hammond And James May Secretly Turn Each Other's Seat Heaters Up

A quick Twitter thread is filled to the brim with awkwardness. | lanzo @babyhaim definitely standing line behind guy and girl on their first date. He's totally about make move and feelin real awk

Girl's Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Absurd bragging people who think they're geniuses | 6 hours ago (edited) im actually using reverse psychology get reinforce beliefs hold will lead eventual destruction, and there is nothing can do about

Laughable Individuals Who Think They're Brilliant

Guy on Tinder writes a sonnet about first love | Emilia 12:27 AM sonnet about first love 1:18 AM nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here: She places hand chest with heart -blaze, Each halting thump dance heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy. No earthly sight as great as she him, Undressing nude morning bedside light.

Guy's Tinder Game Is A Modern Marvel

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Parents force to 19-year-old college student daughter to keep her Life360 tracking app turned on, she tells them that she is turning it off after they track her every movement: 'It's uncomfortable knowing that wherever I am, they're probably looking'

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'We settled for 5 times my yearly salary': Lawyer secures pest-control technician a legal payout of $300k, after manager forces him to use damaged ladder, causing him to fall 25 feet

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Licensed builder replaces mother-in-law's roof without a written contract, and she fails to pay them the $18,800 they are rightfully owed: ‘She comes up with excuses and gives the runaround every time I talk to her about payment’

Licensed builder replaces mother-in-law's roof without a written contract, and she fails to pay them the $18,800 they are rightfully owed: ‘She comes up with excuses and gives the runaround every time I talk to her about payment’