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Restaurant uses tape to disprove customer's lies | Don't go mussels were rubbery scallops were hard and overcooked, and linguini inedible and coated hot sauce like heat, but this all heat and no flavor worst, part, however waited 60 minutes just an appetizer French fries (which only good part meal) and 90 minutes entries think our waitress simply forgot put our order remember this place Martine's, many years ago shame either an "off" day or these others were paid Yelp reviews. But experienced

Restaurant Consults Tape To Disprove Lying Customer

A collection of funny and hilarious moments from Tumblr | spillywolf If courage isn't absence fear but doing right thing regardless maybe confidence isn't absence insecurity but knowing have real worth despite 160zm this is beautiful randomslasher By this same token, maybe goodness isn't absence bad thoughts or impulses, but conscious choice behave according moral ideals spite them | derofeba my computer decides deny access because admin restrictions OWN avengerofdeath2 As someone who works noth

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Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

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People describe the most important things they broke, and the aftermath | Sparkselot 12h broke 3,000 diamond at work once wedding ring tightening little princess cut square one with sharp points and all sudden turned into broken "milky/frosted" mess, lol would be surprised on easy is break diamond; especially they have super sharp points can't scratch them, but they will break. Aftermath hey happens" and some more training broke several more stones after but all small and easy and cheap replace.

Most Important Things People Broke

Buffet workers share their horror stories in an AskReddit thread | sixpackshaker• 339d My first job as dishwasher an all can eat fried catfish buffet. People are animals. Especially ones get far more food off buffet than they can eat. Then they take left overs and pile them on plate or tray, cover ketchup and tartar sauce, then pour their iced tea over top all lot people did got at least two plates like night. 6.8k

AskReddit Thread: Buffet Workers' Horror Stories

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A collection of entitled and choosing beggars | Replying Wendys and @McDonalds take lifetime supply spicy nuggs 2722 1,525 Wendy's O @Wendys 1d keep buying spicy nuggs rest life Q 34 27211 10.8K

Choosy Beggars And Other Greedy Creatures

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy

Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

British cop measuring the road ends up getting roasted to oblivion | Cheshire West @Go_CheshireWest Further along road another potential problem has been reported. Darren inspects and explains as is under 50mm no action needs be taken at this time #cwaclive

British Cop Measuring Road Gets Roasted To Oblivion

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An informative Tumblr post calls out vegans for not eating honey | vampiregirl2345 Vegans tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave quantities required so dont have eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off nectar and pollinate plants. They need agave want help environment? Go back honey liver and thyroid will thank as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause host issues. Bye.

Tumblr Post: Vegans Called Out For Not Eating Honey

Jim Browning calling scammers by their real names | Dudelyllama 12h My mum did this. She had some people out country come stay. They moved furnature around, swapped and moced mattresses, left massive pile dishes kitchen bathroom all buggered, and they must've been cooking and smashing clams or oysters shell and around bbq outside went over help my mum out little after work bit, but 2 day minimum cleanup job she had do. Mum even had bring cleaner lady belp as well. Needless say people who stayed

Airbnb Hosts' Worst Experiences With Guests

People describe their favorite paradoxes in an AskReddit thread | BabyParmesanHead 13h Entry level position requiring 5+ years experience. Reply 1 3.5k

People's Favorite Paradoxes

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A dispute over an alarm clock ends up ending a lazy aunt's career | r/ProRevenge Join u/sunnykl 1y 1 Dispute over an alarm clock ends career recent petty revenge story made remember this experience my teenage years, but this one definitely went all way pro. Strap s going be long. tl;dr at end. So, just before my senior year high school turned 18 and bought car with my saved up years babysitting money. l'd have liked one sooner, but my mother absolutely refused. At 18 my big act teenage rebellion

Dispute Over Alarm Clock Ends Entitled Aunt's Career

Lazy scammer absolutely fails at their attempt | Karlee Grey Active just now K Ohhh my God just got this new phone and used an amazon card upgrade and have not got get recharge on so can make video call on this phone wish see Literally every phone on earth has camera attached s some laughable bullshit right there Michael.

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Between Two Ferns Zach Galifianakis bloopers Matthew McConaughey

Golden Bloopers From Between Two Ferns

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Man forces girlfriend to shower every night before going to bed | r/AmltheAsshole Join u/ShoppingAble 1d AITA forcing my girlfriend take shower before bed each night? Asshole know this isn't practice all people or couples, but think is good hygiene. This is even more true during summer people sweat more and have more body oil past she would spend night never said anything, but now are living together and sharing bed each night told her she can't come home and crawl into bed without taking shower

Man Forces Girlfriend To Take Shower Every Night Before Bed

A collection of tweets about working at McDonald's | McDonald's Crew Members @mcdsfam "Do y'all still have Big Macs do still have sandwich is basically named after restaurant chain? Yes do.

Trials And Tribulations Of Working At McDonald's

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Disgruntled 70-year-old tries to kick customer out of their rightful seat because it's "his" table: 'I always sit here!'

Disgruntled 70-year-old tries to kick customer out of their rightful seat because it's "his" table: 'I always sit here!'

49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

Cashier forced to clock out late for lunch break after their cover fails to arrive on time, gets reprimanded by store manager, leading cashier to leave the register unattended: ‘They wanted me to skip my break’

Cashier forced to clock out late for lunch break after their cover fails to arrive on time, gets reprimanded by store manager, leading cashier to leave the register unattended: ‘They wanted me to skip my break’

Office worker discovers company is secretly tracking his location after they force every employee to download a ‘timekeeping’ app, quits and takes half of the company with him: ‘They never fully recovered’

Office worker discovers company is secretly tracking his location after they force every employee to download a ‘timekeeping’ app, quits and takes half of the company with him: ‘They never fully recovered’

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