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A collection of times that parenting was almost done correctly | TOY JAIL left out and picked up, Ive got stuff. youre out luck get back, please do chore, Then its yours, just like before Mummy

Parenting Attempts That Almost Nailed It

Funny moments from Jurassic Park's Twitter account | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK karen is here and she is demanding speak our manager are going tell her our manager is t. rex haha

Comedy Gold From Jurassic Park's Twitter Account

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Couple ends up getting divorced over a parking spot | r/ProRevenge Join u/CharGamerYT 300d Parking Spot Causes Divorce Ok so this isn't story about This is about my neighbor. This is exactly he told this story and witnessed portions myself. Back Story: My neigbor, who will call David(not real name and my other neighbor, who will call Karen(not real name) often got into arguements about who owns part property. They live right next eachother so this is understandable. Karen known being Karen so th

Bickering Couple Gets Divorced Over Parking Spot

Customer stages a fake freakout for free food, and the employee ends up quitting | r/TalesFromYourServer u/Queen_Bri 1y Join Fake outrage free food can have consequences servers ultimately quit because customers lie. Long newbie had hosted 2 years at this point but finally got job as server at semi-corporate place so very excited loved serving and even busiest nights never bothered Attention detail is important and instantly GM liked because well did as rookie. She notorious being crazy and stri

Mean Customer Fakes Outrage For Free Food, Server Quits

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | There is guy front with Iraq veteran Plate frame so yell out my window thank YOU service. He yells back at thank paying taxes and putting through college. Not expecting hear.

Clever Comebacks From Spicy Silvertongues

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A quick Tumblr thread pokes fun at how adorable humans are | satanbird E floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable. Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow even if they haven't actually been hurt s just thing they say they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them shinier better, although each individual has unique taste style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock

Quick Tumblr Thread On Humans Being Adorable

A funny Tumblr thread about a guy's hilarious burrito eating experience | BEANS CHEESE GALAMOLE MEAT RKE SOUR CREAM LETTUCE CILAUTRO SALSA Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Lucky Shirt Comedy Cormer Intruding Have ever been earth? On earth use word "burrito describe

Tumblr Thread: Man Unleashes Fiery Rant About Burrito

Conversation of guy who doesn't know about fishing trying to borrow boat | Today at 1:29 PM don't care if 's birthday not letting borrow my truck, tow my boat, try back up, and probably break something Today at 1:30 PM dude fuck know im reasponsible Today at 1:31 PM Naw ever since started date girl been slipping Like even happened car farily new Today at 1:31 PM minor fender bender but thats besides point wasnt even my fault

Dude Doesn't Know How to Fish, Tries to Borrow Boat

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A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr posts | worthyironman think best thing about gen z is their dedication self care and by this mean john mulaney performed at college and he took sip water crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him "hydrate before die-drate" therefor confusing an already confused man even more

Completely Random, Hilarious, And Strange Tumblr Gems

Funny dumb facepalm moments | Russ @russdiemon wish could use laughing emojis real life 12/5/18, 1:22 PM 1,144 Retweets 8,583 Likes randy @randygivehandys Replying russdiemon or could just fucking laugh

Classic Facepalm Moments of Brainlessness

New landlords try to use contract typo to get tenant to pay more money, it doesn't work | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/toastisuseful 12 hours ago 'Give us more money or evict Go ahead oC L few years ago my best friend and rented tiny 2 bedroom flat together. This place kind terrible; my friend's room had hole cut into wall so last foot bed would fit (this became mantlepiece next room kitchen size child's playhouse kitchen and upstairs neighbours spent all ours day and night screaming at e

New Landlords Try to Exploit Typo to Raise Rent, Doesn't Work

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An oblivious woman ignores a series of ominous signs at an open house | Olivia Cole @RantingOwl Sol may have done whitest thing imaginable today never thought would be this white woman. But here are. Join this story

Twitter Thread: Woman Ignores Ominous Signs At Open House

An interesting Tumblr thread about wild overheards from a court reporter | ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are sexually active? WITNESS: No just lie there. ATTORNEY is date birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY old is son one living with WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five can't remember which. ATTORNEY long has he lived with WITNESS: Forty-five years.

Tumblr Thread: Wild Overheards From Court Reporter

Response to client who wanted discount for one cent of water | Hi Just wanted let know loved cleaning last week and wondering if could come back every month Also wondering if could give us discount next time saw refilling water bottle our sink seems not big deal but our water bill is high specially with our new pool looking forward seeing again! Thank

Cleaner Has Classy Response for "Water Discount" Client

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People describe the absolute worst movies that they ever sat through | Nofreeupvotes 2h don't remember name but an M Night Shyamalan movie about demon an elevator. Half way through my friend turns and says just realized watching movie about demon an elevator As walked out theater another friend said feel like just had disappointing sex experience so mundane and un-memorable will, ironically, always remember Reply 29

Absolute Worst Movies People Sat Through

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Manager fears her employee will be more absent once she gets married, fires her two days before the ceremony, employee retaliates: 'I got quiet fired two days before my wedding'

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