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A Twitter thread about a guy getting drunk on power while playing Neopets | everest @everestpipkin every few years email neopets support asking if they can help log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions old accounts never heard back

Twitter Thread: 9-Year-Old Amasses Neopets Empire

Power corrupts.
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robbers struggling and failing to break display made of reinforced glass

Polycarbonate Glass Foils Robbery Attempt

Dude got a serious workout in.
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Guy messes up my accidentally eating too many oranges | r/tifu Join u/wadlwadlus 1d TIFU by eating too many oranges So this happened few months back, but 's funny story nonetheless needs be on internet living my grandparents basement at time 5 story house. Walking up stairs get kitchen hassle, so only did time eat. Now l'm not an out shape person, but not enthusiastic about going up flights stairs just look at pantry scarcely filled with old people food.

Dude Messes Up By Eating Too Many Oranges

Talk about a breath of fresh air.
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Entitled people and their absurd demands | Car vent phone mount Marketplace $5 Car vent phone mount Mark as Sold More Options Ahmad changed group photo. Is this still available? Yes 5:44 PM bucks No thanks 3 not into bargaining, sorry Ok know Amazon brand new is 4,50. Great. Go buy there. Haha ok, sorryI just kidding. Aa

Frustratingly Entitled People and Their Demanding Behavior

People have a hard time seeing how ridiculous they're being.
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Mistaken friend's wife thinks actor is a real doctor | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/loslaslon 16 hours ago "He's not doctor Yes he is saw him on TV XXL Not quite sure this fits, but wasn't sure where else would. So had friend since college who's great guy love him pieces, but occasionally considered ending friendship because his wife is so jarringly dumb life do not know he gets her. Ok do, she's one most beautiful women ever seen real life. But even still don't know he does She's sweet, she

Mistaken Wife Believes Actor Friend is An Actual Doctor

Dear god.
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Smart comebacks that brought knowledge | 2degrees 12:14 AM Tweet Kind reminder X chromosome contains 1098 genes Y chromosome has only 78 genes X chromosome is over 5 times larger than Y. Its science. Female are superior. By far. Hence hundreds years chauvinism try suppress her. Goodnight. Replying Onions have more DNA than humans

Ignorant Folks Getting Slammed with Facts

Someone thinks they've done some "research."
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Guy shares a funny Twitter thread about how his dad has no video game logic | Marc now. Follow @MarcStraight My dad is starting get into different kinds video games. He tried out No Man's Sky today and said "So 's like doing yard work but space" and honestly have no rebuttal he's absolutely right.

Twitter Thread: Dad Has Zero Video Game Logic

It's okay, dad.
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An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

That's a curveball.
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Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

Definite "A" for effort.
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A collection of very funny dad jokes | Every morning get out bed and run around block 5 times. Then slide block back under bed and go back sleep.

Utterly Delightful Dad Jokes

Dang it, we love these.
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A choosing beggar wants a launchpad for free because he's only 11 years old | Launchpad MK2 Launchpad MK2 READ DESCR 70 Mark as Sold Mark as pending Hi, is this available? 17 AUG AT 11:24

Choosing Beggar Wants Launchpad For Free Cause He's "11"

Weak, so weak.
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Man disregards his wife's directions and then all the fails ensue | r/tifu u/vistacruisin 5d Join TIFU by not listening my wife and trusting Google Maps XL First off, this actually happened today little background have had camping trip planned this weekend 8 months, and since are able socially distance and spend most our time at beach decided keep trip as planned campground are staying at is about five hour drive our house, and our plan meet my parents and my kids who were staying with my parent

Man Disregards Wife's Directions, All The Fails Ensue

Everything went wrong.
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A collection of harmless pranks that people can play on their friends | jephistopheles my friend's 30th birthday updated autocorrect option on her home laptop whenever she typed her name corrected Old Lady.

Harmless Pranks To Play On Friends

They'll never see it coming.
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A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then don't need bill counter

Clever Comebacks That Hit The Bullseye

Love a good clever comeback.
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scam caller tries to scam police

Scammers Threaten Apex Police Captain With Arrest

Love to see some scammers fail miserably.
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stopping wildfire with beer cans

Man Keeps Wildfire At Bay With Bud Light

What a legend.
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