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Ship captain disregards his crew's warnings about rust on the ship | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/VirtualToddler Captain said get all rust, now tank has hole. M On mobile TL/DR at end little background first. Before came my senses and changed course worked as sailor on petroleum carrier. One many duties sailor has is keeping vessel turning into large iron ore deposit on sea floor do this, there is tool called needle scaler s pneumatic device consists bunch 7-12 inch long 1/16 inch

Ship Captain Disregards Deck Crew's Advice, Loses Bonus, Gets Chewed Out

The regret must've been so painful.
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Tumblr on whether big bird is a predator | Some people might have been confused by fact Big Birds eyes are on front his head trait often seen predators. But truth is with no predators big enough challenge Bird doesn't really matter where his eyes are. Maybe his front facing eyes are an evolutionary holdover days his ancestors had hunt their food, who knows, nature is amazing any case he is definitely an herbivore now and can all be thankful snommelp Predators are more likely have front-facing

Tumblr Insists Big Bird Isn't an Apex Predator

Nature is amazing.
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Customer goes full Karen mode, counts out chicken bits in KFC bucket. | AITA counting out my chicken at KFC? So last night my family decided wanted eat some fried chicken. My older son's gf staying with us so 6 people total wanted get delivered but wait times were too long so decided l'd drive over with my daughter decided get bucket with 24 pieces so four bits chicken each us share fries and had drinks at home get there and order, and as l'm waiting my food realise this is branch had issues

Customer Counts Chicken Bits In KFC Bucket, Gets Labeled Karen

Maybe a tad bit overdramatic.
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funny wedding fail musician kills the vibe

Wedding Musician Completely Kills The Vibe

Even the trumpet sounds depressed.
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Bride wants to airbrush over her bridesmaid's tattoos | SOS need advice comes large tats. My foster sister has few very large mural tattoos on her arms! She is only one wedding who will have tattoos showing paying lot perfect wedding and photographer so am really struggling with do do not want be bride, but they are going stand out like sore thumb as they are very vibrant. Do ask airbrush make up lady go over them as know 's possible or do work with photographer and see if she could edit them

Bride Wants To Airbrush Over Bridesmaid's Tattoos

Let the tattoos be.
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Family's genealogy discovery ignites gnarly family conflict | AITA making potentially "embarrassing" family genealogy discoveries visible on Ancestry.com? Not hole been extended family's amateur genealogist more than 20 years built an enormous family tree on Ancestry.com. Names and details on all living people are hidden (unless give special permission someone Info on deceased people is visible.

Genealogy Discovery Ignites Nasty Family Conflict

Those ancestry kits are deadly.
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A Twitter thread about various hilarious bits in relationships | livebloggingmydescentintomadness Follow Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing bit partner doesn't like 10:51 PM 26 Jun 20 Twitter iPhone Brona C. Titley @bronactitley 13h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife mentions being gay scream GAY at her, as if just learnt first time 14 t7 91 3,947 Rich James @richjamo 20h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife comes into room working

Twitter Thread: Hilariously Dumb Bits Between Partners

This thread's gold.
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A Tumblr thread unites family recipes | schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d little my mom's meatloaf my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf didn't like anyone else's, and she told she would teach make older. And like 19? She finally taught but she told never tell anyone else and like weird but okay Anyway, she super fucking homophobic and abusive told her gay, so here's recipe 4-6 Ibs Hamburger/turkey burger 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix 1 TBs ketchup 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard, 1 Tbs bbq sauce

Tumblr Thread: Cooks Bond Over Dysfunctional Family Members

So ready for that meatloaf.
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The funniest things that people caught themselves mindlessly doing. | bransonnnn 6d 1 Award Doing impressions around house Meesa called Jar Jar Binks. Meesa humble serrrrvant dont even like Jar Jar.

Funniest Things People Caught Themselves Mindlessly Doing

Happens to the best of us.
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funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past

Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

They're not very savvy people.
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A bully snowplow ends up picking a fight with the wrong mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done intentionally. No one knows why, but driver snow plow would target his box and mow down. He'd call DOT complain, and would get an earful excuses amounted not our fault have wimpy mailbox.

Bully Snowplow Picks Fight With Wrong Mailbox

Should've been a nice snowplow.
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A quick Tumblr post celebrates people's inner nerd tendencies. | fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect some hobby they love know nothing about. My mother law loves bird watching other day she told about birder world is ROCKED with controversy about new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

Nerd out with pride.
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funny creative and dumb puns | This is cheapest boat will ever find. Its under four bucks. deer sitting in a stranded boat in the middle of a forest | nearly didn't post this case people thought fence sieve strainer hanging by a gate

Puns Ranging from Sublime to Some Slime

Puns are always a mixed bag.
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Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

Simple as that.
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A collection of annoyingly unrealistic movie logic moments | tahonng 3h 1 Award way gifts are wrapped. They're always boxes with actual lids (like shoe boxes, not ones with flaps) and lid is wrapped separately box so open present, they just lift lid. Also, if there's ribbon wrapped around ribbon's not taped on and slides right off. Has anyone ever done this real life

Annoyingly Unrealistic Movie Logic Moments

The phone call that goes right into an intense convo.
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A clever graphic designer decides to troll a prospective client. | Hi, is this person looking graphic designer? Yes! Wow quick just put ad up 30 minutes ago. Well this biz early bird gets worm. Can tell little bit about project? Sure need logo an Italian restaurant my husband and are opening called Tomato Tomato s probably easier if can talk on phone, mind if give ring s no good at my current design job and would be taking this on as freelance job, so can't talk about other projects on company

Graphic Designer Trolls Prospective Client

That client's got a real dirty mind.
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