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a tumblr list of sciences and how well they can be licked | snowysauropteryx Can lick science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO DO NOT Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous

Tumblr Thread: Sciences Judged By Lickability

How does that science taste?
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Apprentice engineer makes his crew angry, and ends up getting left behind 250 miles from home | r/ProRevenge posted by GhostOfSorabji Apprentice engineer pisses off crew gets left behind 250 miles home Lordy reminded this story after recent phone call an old friend. Rather long one

Engineer Gets Ditched In Revenge Of The Week

The entitled fool was in need of the wakeup call.
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Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

Talk about one wild ride!
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Guy goes to sleep and his girlfriend proceeds to have a complete meltdown | r/relationship_advice posted by ThrowRaRedditor My 20F girlfriend blocked 20M on everything because said going sleep early

Guy Goes To Sleep, Girlfriend Has Meltdown

Best take her advice and not contact her again.
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Stupid, silly, clever and dumb puns | spilled tub of hellman oh no qasimple what the hallman. tweet by Tom Bellingham TommyWTF1 Star Wars characters seeing themselves 4K first time Han Solo Wow HD Yoda: HDMI2 Screen M D

A Bundle of Beautiful Stupid Puns

Or a pundle, if you will.
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Mistaken people who took satirical joke news seriously | tweet by TheOnion Biologists Still No Closer Discovering Birds Have Sex If thats true just shows even though folks think are real advanced and good with computers nature still will always be more complicated and not then our technolgy

Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Understand Satire

It's funny, but also kinda really sad.
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Tumblr user runs the math on what the exact day for Ice Cube's "Good Day" was | hiphopfightsback CLUE 1 Went Short Dog's house, They watching Yo MTV RAPS Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988

Tumblr User Calculates Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

This is what the internet was made for.
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An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do

Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

The entitlement is overwhelming.
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Parents with identical twins share their experiences with accidentally switching the kids | posted by unnaturalorder Since this is fun question hasn't gotten many responses will say knew set identical triplets highschool who'd sometimes go into one another's classes and mess with people. Made fun April Fool's day joke.

Parents With Identical Twins That Accidentally Switched The Kids

The panic is real.
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Dumb and bad failures of spelling | just saw my double banger on bad parenting 's double banger? someone who looks exactly like like double, because all have at least one person world looks like oh is called Doppleganger. Kev is allah cart? Lmaooo restaurant, is allah cart s la carte cement head

Regrettable and Dumb Spelling Fails

Spelling is hard.
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Woman ends up calling off her wedding after finding out about her fiancee complaining about wedding dress on Reddit | AITA 38 m telling my fiancee f 27)her wedding dress choice is way too extravagant and suggesting alternatives? sorry on mobile and throwaway as she's redditor are getting married july this year, venue is booked and wedding is pretty much sorted.

Woman Calls Off Wedding After Fiancee Complains About Wedding Dress

Well this guy's decision backfired horribly.
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A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

Enough with the dumb questions!
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A collection of funny tweets | tweet by notthenanny Current Status: Helping my kid look her Milky Way bar ate couple hours ago

A Collection Of Slightly Entertaining Tweets

Nothing like some good humored tweets to fuel your afternoon grind.
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Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

What an absolutely hilarious accident.
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A collection of creative and absolutely brutal insults from various people on social media | posted by graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year

Creative And Brutal Insults That Were Max Savage

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Ridiculous choosing beggars who made absurd demands | Oh giving her away free caring new owner Like said on ad know, but since taking responsibility cat Free, u should at least pay some money

Entitled People Who Need to Chill With Their Demands

The nerve is baffling.
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