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Keanu Reeves Brain Hurricane Results In Too Many Keanu Puns

What can we say, sometimes people are just in the mood for puns and wordplay of all stripes. We can't say that they're very good, but the whole Keanu Reeves rhyming theme feels right. And there's definitely a respectability in the amount of effort that can go into listing dozens of puns on one theme. Kinda like this mortician on a dating app who got absolutely slammed with puns.

Funny Keanu Reeves Puns | Keanu Reeves is gardener 13:50 Keanu leaves 13:50 Keanu Reeves studies hard and does very well on his leaving cert 13:51 CO Keanu Achieves 13:51 But mostly 13:52 Keanu Bereaves 13:52 Keanu Reeves takes up piracy and raids villages plunder 13:52 Keanu Reaves | Keanu Reeves is very angry and cant do anything about 13:54 Keanu Seethes 13:54 Keanu converts Catholicism Keanu Believes 13:54 Keanu Reeves plays piece music reminiscent an earlier piece 13:54 Keanu Reprise 13:54
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Tumblr Thread On Purple Rhymes Goes Off The Rails

Tumblr has the tendency to well, tumble. And exactly that happened here. What started as an observation on violets turned into a historical rhyme on the concept of purple, which then turned into some well timed and tastefully executed filth. For more Tumblr color nerdery, here's an explanation of why magenta isn't a real color. And for random fun, here are Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread about rhyming with purple turns into dirty history lesson | gallusrostromegalus S aerialsquid Follow satanpositive Roses are red much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. feels fictional have been waiting this post all my life. marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple, But one thing missed concept purple" Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names color see. Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea."
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