retro

Come to think of it, that shirt would look great for casual Fridays at the office...

Man, do these MTV bros even lift?

You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.

I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.

The piano-key tie had some unfortunate offspring, it seems.

"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

JT was still several years away from bringing sexy back in this picture, clearly.