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A study at Granada University of Spain seem to suggest than beer is better than water at rehydrating the body after exercise.

Here's what the researchers did:

Asked 25 students to run on a treadmill at 104 degrees Fahrenheit to the point of exhaustion Measured their levels of hydration, motor skills and their ability to concentrate Half the students were given water to drink and the other half were given Spanish lager

Result:
Those who were given beer had slightly better hydration levels than those who were given plain water.

A new study from the University of Japan has confirmed this, showing that although pet cats are more than capable of recognising their owner's voice they choose to ignore them - for reasons that are perhaps rooted in the evolutionary history of the animal.

It's safe to say that whatever the final quality of said speech, said student will not have learned anything about journalism, independent research, public speaking, ethics, grammar, spelling, or possibly even Google.

She's everywhere and nowhere. She knows when you've liked another girl's Facebook status, and she knows that you don't think of her during your "special alone time" every night.