What in the pepperoni gorgonzola is this?

It's always important to remember that you shouldn't try everything you see on the internet. If I had blindly tried everything I had seen online, without a doubt, I'd be all alone inhabiting a prison cell somewhere. It's just a good idea to take everything you see online or in real life with a grain of salt, and you shouldn't need a disclaimer stamped on everything to realize this. Well, this guy would probably jump off a bridge if you told him to, and, after a solid session doom-scrolling TikT…

It's no secret that the Internet loves a good catfishing story. The recent viral internet trends surrounding the subject have been helped immensely by Netflix's fascination with pumping out docu-drama's on victims and perpetrators of the “Catfish.” Recent examples include their series on Anna Delvey who catfished the entire system of New York's elite, ‘Tinder Swindler’ Simon Leviev who is inexplicably not in prison, and Manti Te'o, an NFL player who was infamously catfished by a non-existent wo…

Welcome to this week's top Tinder moments a collection of the “hottest” things this week in online dating. These top moments are some of the top trendings online-dating moments from around the internet this week. Maybe Wendy, the lovely lass featured in this week's thumbnail, should try her luck with Geralt, the Witcher. After all, he's one of the 1 in 1,000,000 men who meet her absurdly specific requirements. He's got good teeth, fantastic hair, and graduated from the Witcher school of Kaer Mo…

Happy swiping

A woman received this message from her first date telling her that he thought they were incompatible because of the way she had eaten her salad during the date. Her date went on to explain that the way she ate her salad was "greedy" and wasn't "ladylike."

These couples are unhinged

This pastry chef's entitled pregnant ex-girlfriend is carrying his child and her rampage through his shop with her friends has left him out thousands of dollars of product. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/TIFU subreddit by Redditor u/098765439, who shared their story with the title “TIFU by leaving a massive order alone with my now ex and her 14 friends.” You can already see right away where this is going and, in a post where you can feel their seething rage in every word, they dug into th…

Themes are not optional

What is with the number of threads like this lately? In the last day alone we have seen two threads where fathers have discovered that they are not actually the biological parent of their children. Only discovering the affairs years later when the kids are teenagers or adults. The other thread, also posted this week was one where the father's children disowned him for their biological father after the truth was revealed. In this thread, rather than being posted by one of the children, it has be…

Turns out poor decisions have real-world consequences.

Sumwun is feewing a wittle gwumpy.

The signs were all there!

Time for him to walk the plank.

"I want to play a game." -This guy who thinks he's Jigsaw