refrigerator

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

We keep the lemonade upstairs.

You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Passive aggressive level up!

It might be human flesh, but it's food to someone.

Employees get Zima.

So what's the next step?