redneck

For a minute I assumed he was just going to swear his ass off. 

Ain't that some beautiful handiwork indeed! A job well done sir. 

What happens when you try to build a flamethrower after drinking a case of Natural Ice. 

And to think, one of these handsome cowboys appears to be without a date...

Indeed, he must've been born a ramblin' man.

You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.