If you've ever wanted to appear smart as you get back at someone who's getting on your nerves, you've got to read these clever quips . There are some times you just can't say what's on your mind, like when you're at the workplace, or when you're talking to family members you don't get along with, or even when you're dealing with someone you dislike, but it'd be super impolite to diss them out of nowhere. In cases like this, you need some low-key insults. You've got to pull out the best quip you…

In life, you're bound to get compliments and critiques, but every so often you receive a comment that is a frustrating mix of both. Usually, when this kind of thing happens to me, I am too shocked to do anything productive about it. My brain is still processing what was just said, so no part of me has the mental capacity to fabricate a witty comeback. By the time I have come up with something to say in return, the conversation has been over for a long time. At that point, I am probably in the s…

These people have been blessed with the gift of creativity, and they're using it to insult strangers on the internet . What else is the internet good for if not roasting a few celebs or a handful of your closest friends? The best jabs aren't the meanest. The best ones are the unbelievably creative sort, where you know the person had to spend a few minutes coming up with a fitting comparison. These people didn't just write some kind of lazy quip, they spent time thinking about the best way to ro…

Satisfyingly insulting insults that won't put a quarter in the swear jar

Internet roasts hold a special place in our hearts, mainly for their unending creativity. IRL, no one would think to call someone a “warm toilet seat” or a “hate filled turnip”! Thankfully, hidden behind their keyboards , these merciless roast-masters are coming for everyone. They're lurking in the comments section , ready to pounce. Scroll down to check out these frankly jaw-dropping insults that are both funny and previously unheard of. Next, click here to see these fantastic Photoshop fails…

That's descriptive.

Haven't heard that one before.

The right creative insult can absolutely waste someone.

Haven't heard that one before.

Roasted to a crisp.

These are great.

The rare insult is its own kind of art form.

Zero punches were pulled on these insults.

Love us some good old rare insults.

These rare insults deserve some gold stars.

Insults not like the others.