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When we were stupid and weird kids we were too busy digging holes for no reason and hitting each other with sticks to think through diabolical plots like this. In fact, we probably wouldn't think to do this today. Here are some weird things parents caught their kids doing.

Dude is definitely an alien. I don't even care if this was pulled out of thin air, and is a work of pure fiction. The resulting rollercoaster is full of strange, curiosity, and humor. Just picturing a dude out in the world that is this level of clueless, and all the while desperately trying to figure out people's reactions to his behavior, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Seriously, well done. Quora is definitely a strange place. Get more of the weirdness from Quora over here with all these ridiculous questions Quora users asked.

The idea of having the cops show up at your door, knocking away, and not having any idea why, can bring people into a state of panic. This cop decided to list the possible reasons why the cops could be knocking at the door. It ain't all bad. 

Ah yes, good old curiosity and all the strange rabbit holes that it can lead us down. Take for instance, the dude who took the internet on an emotional rollercoaster as he fell in love with his girlfriend's mom. That was a trip. Real or not, definitely enjoyed that one. Anyways, this bunch of random, bizarre, satirical, and hilarious Quora questions/answers from folks online reflect just how weird human beings are. 

Well, how about that for a trippy Quora rabbit hole. This Quora user asked people if ants could scream? She was convinced after "hearing" them while watering down her patio. 

Quora serves as a home to people's strange and seemingly nonsensical questions. If anything, it does a phenomenal job at portraying just how crazy our minds can be when it comes to thoughts that pop up. 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of absolutely clueless and misguided questions from some of Quora's most hopelessly lost souls.These people are in dire need of an instruction manual for life. It'd appear they're nowhere close to possessing normal levels of common sense. 

Quora users are wildly unpredictable. We can only hope that some of these questions were meant to be satirical. Otherwise, we're dealing with a whole bunch of humans that are terribly lost and misguided. 

This must be the smartest answer to one of the dumbest questions we've seen in a long time. 

We feel dumb admitting this, but we've definitely had this question too. Turns out there's a few reasons people don't frequently die in nuclear explosions every time someone tries to prepare a salad. For another interesting thing regarding the physics of nuclear explosions, here's the time tumblr uncovered the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like absolute clueless lunatics on Quora. While some of these are surely satire, it doesn't mean that the community of Quora never fails to leave us utterly puzzled over the kinds of WTF questions they ask. Some questions are better off never asked in the first place. 

Given the prompt of a "story that would change how they see the world," this dude answered with an eye opening story about the canteen guy at his work. It starts with his frustration over the guy's lateness, but that quickly becomes justified. If you find yourself in a compassionate mood, here are some wholesome memes.

This Quora user decided to shed some light on what they view as a manipulative, brainwashing technique on the part of religious groups that advocate intense recruitment processes. Every Jehovah's Witness might stand to benefit from reading this. 

Quora is a treasure trove of people acting like lunatics with ridiculous questions that defy rhyme and reason. Either people are breaking out their best satire, or this site is a place where people really let their inner crazy out to play around. 

When this religious missionary asked a question on Quora about why people got so angry when they tried to spread the word of God with them, they got called out with an analysis on how the church can end up fueling something of a "pain reward cycle" ritual amongst its religious missionaries. They end their educational rant with a nice, "sorry I have absolutely no desire to participate in someone' brainwashing ritual." 

Let's have nobody answer, and just let Darwin sort this one out!