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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of absolutely clueless and misguided questions from some of Quora's most hopelessly lost souls.These people are in dire need of an instruction manual for life. It'd appear they're nowhere close to possessing normal levels of common sense. 

There's something innately fascinating about seeing various human beings manage to make things in this crazy thing called "life" work, that look totally dumb when considered at surface level. 

This must be the smartest answer to one of the dumbest questions we've seen in a long time. 

What starts as a story about a guy's irritation over another guy's lateness to the job, ends up manifesting into an eye-opening rollercoaster, where the tardiness is clearly absolutely justified. We can all benefit from stories like this that are able to shift one's perspective. 

The flat earthers really have their work cut out for them on this one. Sometimes you've got to meet the irrationality of this world with a hearty serving of cold, hard facts. This physics professor certainly brought his A game. 

For a lot of people, the internet is the first place they go to try to understand grief, and there are some good answers out there. And when it comes to people's relationships with their cats, there are a few ambiguous feelings. This kind stranger on Quora explained why this person's relationship with their cat was important and positive.

The land of Quora is a strange one. Fortunately, a lot of the questions that one will come across while exploring the community are satirical in nature. That doesn't mean that they aren't straight up bizarre. And part of you has got to wonder whether some of these questions were in fact asked in earnest. We sincerely hope not. Check out more insane questions that were asked on Quora over here.

There is no end to the ridiculous requests of entitled people with their demanding boldness. There are folks out there who will think it's right to ask that someone live in their home, work for them and do all of their house tasks for a hundred bucks a month. There are people who will complain that their neighbors aren't jumping at the opportunity to mow their parents lawn. It's kind of impressive.

It's kind of hard not to read this dude's response in the voice of an old grizzled sea captain, stinking of brine. For some other interesting nautical stuff, here are stories of the creepiest things people saw at sea. For some reason having been on the water a long time lends you a bunch of character.

After asking an honest question about how this user didn't get why people were made uncomfortable by being preached at, they got an honest answer in the form of a lesson in group psychology, and the formation of in-groups and out-groups. For something more lighthearted, here are some absolutely insane quora questions, and here's a tumblr thread explaining the loopholes when it comes to holy water.

Some folks might connect with this Quora post that aims to break down the implications of the assigning the word smart to different individuals. Seems like there are a whole lot of "gifted students" out there that suffered the fallout of fielding so much pressure at a young age, just cause tests in class were a bit easier. 

When this cop caught a reckless and cocky driver going 115 MPH, he decided to let the kid's mom handle the situation. Context is key here as well, as the actual road didn't have a speed limit. And just cause there's no speed limit doesn't mean people should be out there tearing down the road over 100 MPH. 

When we were stupid and weird kids we were too busy digging holes for no reason and hitting each other with sticks to think through diabolical plots like this. In fact, we probably wouldn't think to do this today. Here are some weird things parents caught their kids doing.

Dude is definitely an alien. I don't even care if this was pulled out of thin air, and is a work of pure fiction. The resulting rollercoaster is full of strange, curiosity, and humor. Just picturing a dude out in the world that is this level of clueless, and all the while desperately trying to figure out people's reactions to his behavior, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Seriously, well done. Quora is definitely a strange place. Get more of the weirdness from Quora over here with all these ridiculous questions Quora users asked.

The idea of having the cops show up at your door, knocking away, and not having any idea why, can bring people into a state of panic. This cop decided to list the possible reasons why the cops could be knocking at the door. It ain't all bad. 

Ah yes, good old curiosity and all the strange rabbit holes that it can lead us down. Take for instance, the dude who took the internet on an emotional rollercoaster as he fell in love with his girlfriend's mom. That was a trip. Real or not, definitely enjoyed that one. Anyways, this bunch of random, bizarre, satirical, and hilarious Quora questions/answers from folks online reflect just how weird human beings are.