puppets

Ever just feel like a puppet being controlled by The Man?

They seem so life-like!

Mario and Fafa are back to get you ready to go back to school, and it won't be easy. You'll have to learn, make friends, and not complain like a little pansy the whole time.

The culmination of decades of great television is the Jersey Shore. Makes me sad to know this.

They look just a little too relaxed.

Bonus: take a drink every time a show that ended before you were born comes on! Then call 911 because you've probably succumbed to alcohol poisoning!