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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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What the Heck Does "Pan"cellent Mean?

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Scientists Are Terrible at Doing Drugs

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Right Through the Cell Wall

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You Don't Say

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How a Pun Lover Finds Their Soulmate

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I'll Take a Snoop Corndog to Go!

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Thanks, Motivational SUV!

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Swing and a Miss, Tiger

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Text - 2 hrs I'm not sure I'm bready for this... Sylvester Stallone is the new face of... bread Sly's landed a new *roll* METRO.CO.UK Like Comment Share Hovis doesn't stand a chance, they're gonna be toast! 1 hr Unlike 2 I bet he'll be taking a thick slice of the profits though 1 hr Unlike 2 to keep sly on board they probably have to keep him well buttered 1 hr Unlike 2 I'd imagine his agent demanded a lot of dough up front 1 hr Unlike 2 5 million at yeast 1 hr Unlike 2 who really kneads that mu

Are You Bready For This?

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I See What You Did There, Meijer

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Let the World Know You Can Handle Your Nuts

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Check Again for the Puns

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Chill Out, Bro

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Lisa Needs Legislation... DENTAL PLAN

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That's One Tiny Duck

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I See What You Did There

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‘Nightmare boss finally terminated’: Tantrum-throwing assistant manager finally gets canned after he pops a bag of hot food next to his coworkers, hardworking employee lands a promotion as a result

‘Nightmare boss finally terminated’: Tantrum-throwing assistant manager finally gets canned after he pops a bag of hot food next to his coworkers, hardworking employee lands a promotion as a result

17-year-old gets forced out of the house by his parents for telling his 15-year-old sister that she is their favorite child: 'Sometimes they just let my sister choose what we should do for my birthday'

17-year-old gets forced out of the house by his parents for telling his 15-year-old sister that she is their favorite child: 'Sometimes they just let my sister choose what we should do for my birthday'

CEO sends CCTV footage of employees in a group work chat while's he's out of town: 'He's watching us. I'm quitting tomorrow'

CEO sends CCTV footage of employees in a group work chat while's he's out of town: 'He's watching us. I'm quitting tomorrow'

Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’

Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’

Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

20-year-old daughter stops contributing time and effort toward her physically impaired granddad after her family lazily and solely relies on her to be his caretaker, despite her being a full-time college student: ‘I don’t think it’s fair’

20-year-old daughter stops contributing time and effort toward her physically impaired granddad after her family lazily and solely relies on her to be his caretaker, despite her being a full-time college student: ‘I don’t think it’s fair’

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