pug

Now that is one derpy-looking pooch.

What're you lookin' at? Damn kids...

The term, if you please, is "goggie."

Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.

Further commentary on this shirt has been withheld for fear of getting scooped up by a Spinning Pile Driver.

... then why is it made of impossible?

Sup brah? Want some more dogs? We've got more dogs, brah.

More of those crazy pooches over at I Has a Hotdog!

Too gangster for those other Internet dogs.