This employee is living the dream: they got out of work, and they also got to be a little sarcastic towards their boss. What a delightful combination! This person shared a story that happened when they were working at a grocery store, and the assured people that it was “by far the worst job I've ever had.” They write that there were a few rules that always had to be abided by, and if not, it would result in a writeup. No matter how silly the rules might seem, they're there for a reason, and man…

Monster puddle.

It's hard to get that relaxed.