Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.
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When putting your house or apartment on the market, make sure you capture your humble homestead in a light that makes people actually want to buy it. For a primer on what not to do, check out these awful listings posted by real estate agents.
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He's just looking for a date, probably.
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Oh Homer, you blunder your way into the worst possible situations, but you always work your way out with your heart of gold and your dumb yet lovable behavior.
