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Stupid things Medical Patients Did That Made It Worse

For some reason tons of people think that the worst thing that can happen if you don't follow a doctors orders is that they'll get caught and be scolded. But no, there's an actual reason a medical professional tells you to do something. Medical professionals see through lying patients all the time, and patients still try to deny the stupid things they've done.

Stupid things medical patients did | babynursebb 1.0k points 21 hours ago edited 19 hours ago Not after leaving but this older gentleman had his wife bring him n out literal day after his open heart surgery couldn't believe .
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Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs Getting Roasted

As it turns out, it's hard to formulate a decent representation of a lab tech when all you have is a model and a few beakers of colored liquid. It's like everyone's job is a cartoon. For more funny an accurate criticism, here are people's questionable haircuts getting roasted as well as some hilariously precise rare insults.

Funny bad stock photos of people's jobs | shutterstock James Felton @JimMFelton "Hey space astronomer, where is space Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles According my latest science, there is space | Kekskobold @c00kiekobold is very important look seductively shortly before hair and gloves get caught drill and cuttings get stuck eyes BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 7:22 PM- May 6, 2018 O 69 Q 27 people are talking about this
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Unprofessional Times People Failed at Their One Job

We've all witnessed some majestically unprofessional "not my job" moments. Maybe someone at work was running out of time, money or patience and just went with what they had. Those moments can result in stairways to nowhere, cans of peaches that magically contain peas, and countless other mistakes resulting in people and things failing at their one job.

Funny and stupid "you had one job" moments | wooden rocking chair with the legs rockers built sideways so that it rocks side to side instead of back and forth | spoon with a wooden handle with the word FORK written on it
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Open Secrets In Various Professions

Everybody has to put on some kind of a front for their job, whether it's acting like you have a technical solution or pretending you don't gossip about the customers behind their back. Some industries are way shadier than they seem.

Open secrets of various industries | ITworksGuys 9.1k points 19 hours ago am don't always know WHY fix worked and don't care. Sleepycoon 2.5k points 17 hours ago number times put "gremlins" under cause problem and/or "fuck if know" under solution ticket without anyone ever batting an eye is appalling.
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Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs are Terrifically Inaccurate

If being a brain surgeon was as easy as putting a stethoscope up to someone's disembodied brain, then sign us up for a nuerosurgery position. As it turns out, trying to depict someone's entire profession in a single stock image is really hard to do. Or it would be, if it ever seemed like these people were trying. Sometimes they're not just inaccurate, sometimes stock images are really weird

People on Twitter share inaccurate stock photos of what their jobs look like.
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Stock Photos of People's Jobs Are Wonderfully Incorrect

It's not necessarily a stock photographer's job to make the photos look accurate, but to get across the basic idea as quickly as possible. The resulting bad stock photos of people's professions are cartoonishly incorrect and a whole lot of fun to criticize. Stock photos can also get really weird.

Inaccurate and bad stock photos of people's jobs.
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Abusive Customer Refuses To Pay Deposit and Demands to Speak To Owner On Bereavement Leave, Gets Slammed

This business owner has a history of taking absolutely no shit as well as having an incredible mouth on em. Basically the perfect combo to stop any rude and annoying customer in their tracks. Seriously, check out what this guy said to a private school when he upgraded their charity before them. Total Legend.

It starts off with an interaction between the customer and the admin manager, then after enough annoyance, Chelsea brings in the big guns.

Rude customer abuses admin assistant, so the owner steps in.
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18 (Mostly) Helpful Pieces of Advice People Got from Therapists

Consider this a free session. That said, it is well within your rights to totally misinterpret these and use them to rationalize being even more selfish than you already are. But on the whole, there's some good insight here. If these don't cheer you up at all, here's some wholesome memes.

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21 Employees Share the Most Professional "F*ck You's" They've Heard

When you're at work, you don't have the time or energy to get in a real fight, so people opt for more passive aggressive means of debasing each other. So here's all the things people have heard or told morons that amount to the sheer fury of the phrase "as per my last email." Work can be brutal.

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"Greatest Hits" Twitter Trend Has People Saying the Biggest Clichés About Their Jobs

With every job comes a slew of misinformation about what it is you do all day. Wouldn't you believe it, Law and Order SVU isn't actually a terrifically accurate depiction of what forensics specialists do all day. Here's a smattering of the dumb conversations people have to have about their jobs.

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A year ago, Danish pepper-eating legend Chili Klaus joined Hot Ones host Sean Evans to take on the Carolina Reaper, the world's spiciest chili pepper.
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Now, the Scovilles-fueled bromance continues on a horse-a day-carriage ride in Central Park, which takes a bizarre and painful turn when the pair decide to crack open a mystery package from their fiendish friend "Smokin' Ed" Currie of PuckerButt Pepper Company in Fort Mill, SC.
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Bride Claims Her Wedding Was Ruined by Amateur Photographer

After all the tears were shed, this couple decided to share what may be the worst wedding photographs of all time. The gifted wedding photographer was part of wedding package from a "pretty reputable bridal shop". These amazing photographs have been shared all over the internet and even inspired their own memes. How bad can they be, you ask? See for yourself.

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