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Measure twice, fail once.

Even today, there are still parts of the dense Amazon.com jungle that have yet to be discovered. Luckily these gems were uncovered.

Nothing is perfect, but these could've used some extra thought.

People get really creative when they can't spell a big word.

C'mon! You had ONE JOB.

Who thought any of these were going to be a good idea?

Some are dangerous, some are embarrassing, the rest are just plain stupid.

Halloween's in a few months! Who wants to be Plumber Boy? Maybe someone from Star Wart?

Measure twice, fail once.

Whoa, alright. Screw chill pills, these folks need horse tranquilizers.

There are some amazing things on the internet, if you have time to look for them. Well we have the time, and we found some absolute gems. There are two kinds of people on the internet: those who take the time to make others lives a little better by putting funny reviews on Amazon, and everyone else. I respect and bow down to these people - where do your weird ideas come from? Do you think of them before hand or are they spontaneous? I guess we'll never know. But one thing I do know is that these Amazon reviews are damn hilarious and you must stop whatever you're doing and read them now. 

You had one. What happened?

Knowing that this stuff is floating around, it's amazing that we ever get anything right.

Bat Milk. It's the milk of the cave.