There are some amazing things on the internet, if you have time to look for them. Well we have the time, and we found some absolute gems. There are two kinds of people on the internet: those who take the time to make others lives a little better by putting funny reviews on Amazon, and everyone else. I respect and bow down to these people - where do your weird ideas come from? Do you think of them before hand or are they spontaneous? I guess we'll never know. But one thing I do know is that these Amazon reviews are damn hilarious and you must stop whatever you're doing and read them now.