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What baby doesn't need to relax after a hard day of pooping and napping? Let your little one unwind with a cold one with Lil' Lager, the baby bottle, shaped like an adult bottle.

We here at After 12 are not liable if your baby grows into an alcoholic toddler. 

To everyone who's nostalgic for the '60s rock of The Doors, The Byrds, and The Monkees: you might as well fork over your money now. You don't have a prayer of resisting this Moog-shaped sofa made by musically-themed knick-knack seller Woouf.

Because metal is best enjoyed at fancy dinner parties, an official Slayer-brand wine called Reign in Blood rolled out this month. Sold in Sweden, it's a Cabernet Sauvignon made in California and is supposed to go down perfectly with Cradle of Filth-brand cheese.

I was going to buy the phone to put it in my own aquarium so that my fish could use it BUT I GUESS IT WON'T BE SO MUCH FUN FOR MY FISH NOW.