present

WARNING: Intense volume on this excited scream-fest.

If he freaks out this much over an iPod Touch, God knows what happens when this kid graduates, or drives his first car, or... Well, any number of things, really.

Check below for the full how-to process from Redditor lahaff and the most insane Christmas present wrapping ever!

Merry Christmas, Parenting FAILures! Just remember kids: Santa is very real, and he is not afraid to stiff you.

This should be a pretty grand holiday season, I suspect.

Come on bro, that's totally insensitive. You don't wear aviators during a breakup. Really.