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Even after having the distinction explained to him, this dude just wasn't having it. It's one of those rare times when "the customer's always right" doesn't exactly benefit the customer. But he got what he wanted, so that's fine. It's like the time this customer ordered exactly a pound of wings and got less wings.

@Sad_Bhabie's viral Twitter thread features various pop punk bands from the 2000's as John Mulaney quotes. For those unfamiliar with John Mulaney, he's a well known stand-up comedian, writer, and producer. With that being said, bring on the sweet pop punk nostalgia. 

The lesson here seems to be clear. If you live with someone who likes to drink your leftover soda, don't hide you aquarium testing chemicals in a leftover soda. Thankfully this person is fine, but wow, what a way to accidentally harm yourself. For another mistaken person who messed up, here's a dude who thought a date was a job interview.