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A small town in Poland is upset about Winnie the Pooh's genitalia - or lack thereof - and they do not want him exposing himself to their kids.

Council members in Tuszyn were recently discussing potential mascots for their playground when one of them suggested the pants-less cartoon bear. Things just went downhill from there.

Here are some actual quotes from the conversation, according to "Croation Times:"

"It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children."

"It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite."

"This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."

Pooh be like:

More like "Pooh-land," amiryte?

Youtube commenter Paulsack27 says: "Do this in America and you won't live to post the video on youtube."

Is that a thing in Poland? Mall driving?

Yes, I'm aware of the irony that a Pole is using a sword.

"C'mon already, they don't actually import that stuff from Poland, do they?"

This is a completely real reality show from Poland. Talk about sucking Poles.