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When your dedication to catch 'em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile. However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it. But I might rename some of these if you want to keep your testicles... Because if some of these are accurate you won't be doing yourself any favors by giving your Pokemon these names based on her and her behavior. If you thought these names were a riot, you have to check out some of the best unfortunate names that people have been called by their parents.
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If you want to catch 'em all, you're going to need a super effective lineup of Pokémon puns.
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This is what happens when you have too many pidgeys in Pokemon Go and too much time in your hands.Credit to @PokemonGoAlba on twitter
Priced at 13,000 yen (US$129), the Ditto plushie cushion thingamajig weighs in at 8 pounds! Need to cuddle this ASAP.
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Brent Daley, 27, and Brianna Daley, 25, of San Tan Valley, Arizona are facing charges of child endangerment and child neglect after bailing on their 2-year-old baby to play Pokémon GO.
According to their statements, Brent and Brianna left their son alone for 90-minutes alone until a neighbor called the police after witnessing the child wandering around outside without any parents. The toddler was barefoot and only wearing a diaper.
Police found a way to contact the father once inside the house. The Pokémaster Dad reportedly said "whatever" and hung up when told his son was found abandoned, according to the sheriff's office.
"The couple admitted they were away from the residence for up to 90 minutes playing the Pokémon Go smartphone game. They said they were driving around San Tan Valley, stopping at parks and other places to interact with the game," said Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu. "Our agency and many other law-enforcement agencies have been warning people about personal safety while playing this interactive smartphone game, but we never would have imagined that parents would abandon a child to play Pokémon Go."
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