plastic wrap

He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.

...when you can just cover them up?

...are probably not actually covered in plastic.

But it didn't do a thing for those dents.

What happens when you're a broke college student and your roommate, whose shower curtain you've been using, moves out?

Reinforced structural metal sheet? What for??? We have plastic film!!!

So crazy that they put me in a straitjacket!

Water you going to do about it?