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Neighbors Steal From Garden, Plant Puns Wall Of Shame Ensues

The nerve of these neighbors is kind of mind blowing. Like, you have the audacity to go ahead and steal from someone's garden, and then complain when they rightfully and creatively call you out? Okay then. Some folks were in clear and glaring need of a reality check. Can't think of a better way to do it than with some puns. If this tale got you going, check out some punintentionally punishing puns and worldly wordplay over here.

Thieving neighbors keep stealing from garden, and then they get called out with plant puns.
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Famished Trees that Engulfed Stuff

We tend to overlook the power of trees. Most of the time they just stand there, not bothering anyone. But given enough time, a hungry tree can envelope tons of stuff. Trees will munch on mailboxes. old toys, signs, and just about anything they can get their limbs on.

trees eating and enveloping things | cable connected to an electric socket engulfed by a tree trunk | sink sticking out of a tree
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Resilient Trees that Don't Give A Heck

Trees seem incapable of caring where they are or what they're doing. And we respect them for that. They could be on a cliff, in a pole, or be a hungry tree enveloping stuff and they wouldn't even give a rip. Not only do trees not care, sometimes people don't give a heck, and the results are wild.

Resilient trees growing in and through many things | tree growing out of a SPEED LIMIT 25 sign branches coming out from the top of it | small tree plant growing from a crack in the pavement
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Tumblr Post: Humans Need Their Plant Friends

Those plants do a whole lot more for humans than just providing oxygen. This post claims that plants are also invaluable when it comes to humans keeping a grasp on their sanity. It turns out that the plant doesn't even have to be real. Just being able to merely look at something resembling a plant helps keep the mind's corridors from being overran by the ghostly howls of pure insanity. Check out some more random gold from Tumblr with this thread about vegan clothing vs. fur clothing.

An informative Tumblr thread about how humans go crazy without plants | zachsanomaiy Humans have never lived fully under ground or completely inclosed societies at any point human history part because need decent circadian rhythm sun and see plants and breathe fresh air But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed something with structural insecurities, like are legit predisposed go psycho So hear out Story plot:Everything is going fine with fifteen year space
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Employee Battles Demerit System with Creepy Plant Hunger

Working in an environment with stupid rules is a real bummer. Demerits for having an uncovered coffee? Sounds like the kind of place where you'd want to start eating people's plants. For another bit of workplace revenge, here's a worker who deployed petty revenge on an elevator rule stickler.

coworker threatens to eat plants for BS demerits | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/MontezMahal 6 days ago 3 4 e 3 3 05 3 May Suck Succulent oc M So worked this torturous company killing slowly, sort like Venus Fly Trap, but worse company gave out demerit points rules were broken instance, if forgot put cover on coffee mug-2 demerit points. If forget gate card 1 demerit.
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Students Mess With Teacher's Plants, Teacher Takes Pro Revenge

This teacher/dad used his apparent superpower of not being affected by poison ivy, poison oak, or poison sumac to teach some rascal students a valuable lesson in not messing with people's plants. Just picturing their faces when they learned about the stunt that dad had pulled is enough to put a smile on the face. Outside of that glorious lesson, this dad is well on his way to being Poison Ivy's most feared enemy. 

Students end up getting their just deserts for messing with a teacher's plants | r/ProRevenge Join u/Zeldaspellfactory 1y Just Desserts Destroying Teachers' Plants This happened my father, not find rather funny and definitely ProRevenge. My father teacher. He taught several subjects during his career, and spent last fifteen years teaching science. He spent most his career teaching more difficult students. One year teachers were all upset because students kept killing their plants by ripping off
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Wholesome Security Team Saves Office Plants

When things went down too fast for employees to save their plants from their building, the security team went through the process of turning the office into a makeshift greenhouse. For some more wholesome Tumblr threads, here's a neighbor who's helpful for no reason, as well as a barista who is the definition of chaotic good.

Tumblr thread on wholesome security team who saved office's plants | wafflesrisa Here's something cute lockdown happened UK happened very suddenly. At law firm work at, our office building emptied overnight everyone told work home. No time clear our desks, no time bring office plants home. Fast forward three and half months everyone assumes their plants are dead. But then! An email goes round s turns out one our security guards is florist, and
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A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

Oh yes, Tumblr does it again. This time we've got a quick and educational thread on the various purposes that dandelions serve. Turns out dandelions got kind of screwed over with a reputation they never deserved in the first place. Lawn culture gave those dandelions a bad rap, and they never deserved it. 

A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium
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Well-Meaning Boob Waters Fake Plants for Months

This person thought they were doing a great job of keeping their succulents alive until they had to be told their thumb wasn't so green after all. Apparently this is a pretty common occurrence? At least it still looks nice. Either way, there are loads of instances where people realize obvious stuff way too late.

Person mistakenly waters a fake plant for 8 months | r/tifu Posted by u/Rashional3 1 day ago TIFU by watering plastic succulents S always found nice keep some succulents by windowsill. They are easy care and add little greenery my room. Back October decided spend $20 on set 4 small succulents they arrived organized them carefully on my windowsill as planned.
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Trees Munching on Stuff

When it comes to man made stuff versus trees, it's easy for us to win the battle, but over time, vegetation wins the war. In only a few years trees overgrow the stuff we shove into them and cover them with, and it looks remarkably like they're straight up eating it. It's common to see hungry trees enveloping stuff.

Trees overgrowing signs and objects so it looks like they're eating them | a red round car road sign with a tree trunk growing around it so that it's halfway swallowed hidden in the bark
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Hungry Trees that Enveloped Stuff

Trees and plants have the incredible ability to keep trying even when the odds are stacked against them. It's really all they can do. Take these unstoppable plants who won't take no for an answer. Here are some trees that munched on the stuff around them, which turned out to be a whole lot of bikes and abandoned weapons.

Trees that grew around objects | photos of an old canon ball or some other kind of projectile that is visibly aged and rusting stuck inside a tree trunk that grew around it
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16 Hilarious Tweets About How God Made Different Plants and Animals

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

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15 Things People Did to Their Desks to Make Work Less Miserable

Your job may suck but that doesn't mean your desk has to. Making a small change like a adding plant or arranging multiple desks into a "super desk" and claiming it its own sovereign nation could be the trick to expressing yourself and fighting the power. A little creativity and a lot of spare time can lead to some really incredible results. And on that note, one of the most notorious AskReddit posters and epic trolls of Reddit has a collection of some of their best moments, so why not take a gander?

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