plank

Probably should've opted for a different pair of kicks, man.

True kludgers live life on the edge!

Let's see, we have propane tanks, a space stove, and a heating plate all placed on a wooden surface... indoors. Better sorry than safe!

"Too early in the morning to be influenced by a "here, hold my beer" moment. My husband's creative helper."

Abort mission, abort mission!

If he doesn't die, I will... from disbelief.

NEVER MIND, IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.