When I die, bury me in a Pizza Hut buffet. I don't care what it takes, make it happen. When Imgur User, Whiskers7, spotted a Pizza Hut restaurant with the buffet, they decided to cruise through for a nostalgic tour of past time that should really make a comeback. On their visit, they were quick to see a self serve soft serve, a pasta station, garlic bread slices, and a mountainous spread of glorious, 'ZA. Like, what else could you want. Let's bring this sh*t back already, Pizza Hut.
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If you haven't heard, Kanye West has some money troubles. He's apparently $53 million in debt and asking people like Mark Zuckerberg to invest in his ideas. Pizza Hut has another suggestion for Mr. West. Or at least someone on their social media team does.
In response to one of his weird Twitter rants, Pizza Hut UK tweeted at Kanye offering him a job. Not an advertisement deal, mind you, but a minimum wage pizza making job. Kanye hasn't responded, and I can't decide if the whole thing is well played, or trying too hard. What do you think?
Just tell people it's a UFO.
This appears to just be an advertising commercial series at this point, but by all that is cat-like and holy if there is a real Pizza Cats Pizza Hut I will buy a plane ticket tomorrow. Some more for good measure:
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Apparently there's some sort of contest involved in this bizarre page, and here are some of the rules.
First, you'll send @pizzahut an Instagram video or tweet @pizzahut a Vine tagged #CommitToGreatness by Feb 21st. Tell us your most creative proposal idea. Ninjas? Unicorns? Professional babies? Don't let reality hold you back. Let your Greatness flag fly. It'll feel good.
We'll contact the three (3) most creative suitors via Twitter or Instagram, and take you on a trip to get to know you better.
If we decide you're The One, we'll surprise you with the Greatest Proposal Ever. Obviously, that means free pizza for life.
