pizza delivery

Here are the stories of cashiers, customer service reps, delivery drivers, service people and retail workers of all stripes who had to deal with the dumbest, most irrational, and outright furious customers to grace the planet. Man, these people suck. We understand why you'd be mad if a company actually wronged you, but to make impossible demands and turn into an abusive monster is completely out of the question. Here's a story of a cashier who talked back to a Karen and lived.

These pizza delivery drivers have seen it all; they've seen the darkest sides of humanity. It's as if a pizza delivery driver is a guardian angel of sorts. They show up to bring hot steaming boxes of pizza to the lost and burned out souls, who might've needed someone to check in on them more than the actual pizza. The following stories are pretty gnarly. You might walk away from this list, with a different appreciation for all the messed up kinds of madness a pizza delivery driver has seen in their time. 

If you're in the mood for more pizza delivery madness, check out the time a Domino's pizza tracker saved a guy from his knife-wielding ex, over here!

In tense moments like these, it's good to have a pizza tracker on your side. Who knew a loading bar for pizza could be so versatile?

Kristie Lane's story about her time working at Papa John's and being forced to deal with a BS-ridden shituation is so ridiculous, it's hard to believe it's true. BUT she insists the story's credible, even though it's told through cartoons. Check out Kristie's blog, DeviantArt, and Webtoons. 

Delivery drivers have to deal with all manners of crazy BS that is WAY outside the job description. It's like people forget how to be decent human beings somewhere between ordering that food like an All-American lazy couch potato, and actually answering the door for the delivery driver. 

Just another day on the job!