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'My boss puts applesauce on his pizza': 20+ Pizzas that should never have been baked

'My boss puts applesauce on his pizza': 20+ Crispy, crunchy crimes against pizza

If you thought pineapple on pizza was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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'I want my pizza for free': Karen answers door naked, demands free pizza, pizza guy calls police

This isn't how I remember that going…
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'Are you kidding me!!!': Owner sets the record straight when Karen leaves 1-star review because a tornado delayed her delivery

Being a delivery driver isn't an easy job. Sure, you might get to cruise around in your car while listening to your favorite tunes, but that's where the fun stops. The other (significant) part of the job involves going onto a stranger's property. A stranger who was, for some reason, incapable of making or retrieving their own food—with this reason usually being varying levels of intoxication or antisocial nature. This exchange usually occurs at night, in the dark, leading to already heightened…
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HOA Karen gets entire neighborhood banned from pizza place by giving terrible tip

Usually, bad tippers get off scot-free and—well, completely free. But this HOA Karen managed to get her entire neighborhood banned from a pizza place simply because of the sheer atrocity that was her tip. This brilliant story was shared to Reddit's aptly named r/r/f**kHOA subreddit, a community where stories are shared with a theme that you can probably surmise. Occasionally stories from this subreddit will trend onto Reddit's r/all front page, as this one did when it was originally posted. The…
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'I bought a pizza so I could talk to the delivery guy': 15+ Cringe Pizza Delivery Fails

Why does it feel like there's nothing more anxiety-inducing than navigating my interaction with the pizza delivery guy? As it turns out, I can be a fully grown adult with a full-time job and plenty of responsibilities, but I still can't wrap my brain around what to say to the dude in the Dominos cap when he knocks on my door. For starters, there's the impulse to apologize for making him deliver my pizza. Then there's the impulse to pretend like there's someone else home so it doesn't look like…
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20 Food Delivery Memes and Fails for Frustrated Drivers and Impatient Customers

20 Food Delivery Memes and Fails for Frustrated Drivers and Impatient Customers

Friendly reminder to tip your drivers, everyone!
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Pizza Fails for those of you who need a slice or two

Pizza Fails for Those of You Who Need a Slice or Two

Don't worry, everyone. No pineapples were harmed for this post!
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Falsely accused of working with crime syndicate because I delivered them a pizza

Police Accuse Delivery Driver of Working For Crime Syndicate Because He Delivered Them a Pizza

Working as a delivery driver can be a hell of an experience. Consistently driving around and interacting with people on the threshold of their homes exposes you to a lot of experiences you'd probably rather not have witnessed; there's a reason why there's no shortage of crazy stories from delivery drivers floating around the wider web. People are strange, that's just a fact, and the more of them you interact with in a day, the more likely you are to encounter someone in uncomfortably close prox…
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AskReddit | Delivery drivers of Reddit, what have you experienced on a delivery that you will never forget?

'There was now a man sitting in the driver's seat': 13 Delivery Drivers Share Their Most Insane and Memorable Stories

Being a delivery driver is not an easy job. Sure, even hearing the phrase ‘pizza delivery guy’ paints a pretty clear picture in your mind of the stereotypical driver but that's all it is, a stereotype. In reality, delivery drivers are often tasked with excessively large volumes and clients to deliver to so there's often little margin for error or for anything to go sideways. But when your job consists of being on the move constantly driving through traffic in order to interact with completely r…
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Delivery Driver Shows How He Doesn’t Actually Have to Use Any Real Words While Doing His Job

Delivery Driver Shows How He Doesn’t Actually Have to Use Any Real Words While Doing His Job

Literal gibberish
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Internet Thread Puts "Toxic" Trend On Blast, People Ask Delivery Drivers to Draw on Boxes and Fulfill Special Requests

Just fun and games? Or exploitation?
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HOA doesn't tip and gets neighborhood banned from pizza ordering

HOA Doesn't Tip On Massive Pizza Order, Gets Whole Neighborhood Blacklisted

Oops.
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14 tweets of delivery driver pictures of customers | thumbnail picture of woman leaving front door to pick up food, twitter text "SarahFatemicomedy @SarakiJoon MY DOORDASHER UPLOADED THIS PICTURE AS PROOF OF DELIVERY 9:13 PM - Dec 6, 2021 from Los Angeles, CA - "

Delivery Drivers Upload Terribly Unflattering Pictures Of Customers To Confirm Delivery, Internet Laughs

Simple humor that just does it for us
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Guy Makes Huge Mistake And Tips Pizza Delivery Guy 140%, Rolls With It

Guy accidentally tips pizza delivery driver 140% and lets it go when he sees the guys reaction.
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Pizza delivery driver describes their weirdest customers | cthulhu-with--fez p igotethulhu D An Incomplete List Noteable People l've Delivered Pizzas shinxy--wonderland: tybaar s coming up on year now since got my current job as pizza delivery girl, and thought this would be good time delve into little ever- expanding "WTFPIZZA" note keep on my cell helps remember some my more, uh interesting deliveries. So without further ado and no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left lasting

Tumblr Thread: Pizza Delivery Driver's Strangest Customers

Those pizza delivery drivers deserve all the tips.
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Pizza Delivery Employee Keeps Failing Same Customer

He handled the series of fails with an admirable amount of grace.
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