pizza delivery

Pizza delivery drivers are on the frontlines of dealing with bizarre and shady customers. All kinds of folks love to have their pies delivered, and in that window of time when the pizza delivery driver shows up, very unexpected interactions can occur. Like, for instance, someone might try and tip you in pistachios. Don't see that every day. 

This pizza delivery employee couldn't seem to catch a break. The poor guy just stumbled from one fail into the next. Fortunately, it sounds like everything ends up working out for him with his especially unlucky customer. Probably best that the two dudes go their own separate ways. 

We've seen customers getting irrationally angry, but what do you do when someone is just too chill for their own good? This pizza company delivered a real messed up pizza, so they offered to deliver a new one, but this incredibly nice customer they delivered to wasn't having it. Luckily they reached an agreeable solution.

This Tumblr user put together an impressive list of most of the wild people they've met while delivering pizzas.You don't think about it a lot, but absolutely crazy people like pizza too. So it makes sense that someone would have to deliver pizza to some outstanding characters, and it makes extra sense that they'd make an impressive list of the people they've seen. For a wholesome yet short tale of humor and pizza, check out this pizza guy who screwed up and had to stand in the corner.

Here are the stories of cashiers, customer service reps, delivery drivers, service people and retail workers of all stripes who had to deal with the dumbest, most irrational, and outright furious customers to grace the planet. Man, these people suck. We understand why you'd be mad if a company actually wronged you, but to make impossible demands and turn into an abusive monster is completely out of the question. Here's a story of a cashier who talked back to a Karen and lived.

This is the BEST brand on social media. Every time I thought Domino's Pizza Zimbabwegot as funny as they could possibly get, they went and outdid themselves. 

These pizza delivery drivers have seen it all; they've seen the darkest sides of humanity. It's as if a pizza delivery driver is a guardian angel of sorts. They show up to bring hot steaming boxes of pizza to the lost and burned out souls, who might've needed someone to check in on them more than the actual pizza. The following stories are pretty gnarly. You might walk away from this list, with a different appreciation for all the messed up kinds of madness a pizza delivery driver has seen in their time. 

If you're in the mood for more pizza delivery madness, check out the time a Domino's pizza tracker saved a guy from his knife-wielding ex, over here!

In tense moments like these, it's good to have a pizza tracker on your side. Who knew a loading bar for pizza could be so versatile?

Kristie Lane's story about her time working at Papa John's and being forced to deal with a BS-ridden shituation is so ridiculous, it's hard to believe it's true. BUT she insists the story's credible, even though it's told through cartoons. Check out Kristie's blog, DeviantArt, and Webtoons. 

Delivery drivers have to deal with all manners of crazy BS that is WAY outside the job description. It's like people forget how to be decent human beings somewhere between ordering that food like an All-American lazy couch potato, and actually answering the door for the delivery driver. 

Just another day on the job!