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Here are some tips for how to look like an adult and trick your guests into thinking you have your life together. These tips are counterintuitive, pointless and ridiculous but it seems like they probably work. Most adult houses look something like this, at least in magazines or something. If you want actual bad advice, here are some straight up terrible life-hacks.

Sometimes we don't get exactly what we want. Sometimes it's worse.

Apparently the OP's mother bought these. The burning question I've got is...did she know, or was she awesomely, entirely unaware?