piercings

I can't tell if the woman sitting behind them is about to cry or burst out laughing.

Ugh now I'm picturing someone actually using that as a door knocker and imagining how that must feel to the guy with the knocker shoved through his nose. It's too early to be this squeamish.

And the tiara is for Piercing Victims Memorial Week.

He frightens easily, but let's hope there aren't more of him to return in greater numbers.

Now, I haven't been keeping up on the latest gangsta rap, but I think you're supposed to flaunt more drool-worth bills.

I can't wait for you to meet my parents!