pickup truck

The Ram truck with the seating capacity of a Caravan. You can work and haul with the rear bed, or run your kids off to school in the 7-passenger seating compartment.

This guy needs to hook up with this guy.

"Honey, keep the kids in the back while we do our holiday shopping."

It was pretty intense when it eventually made a left turn...

"Yo Steve, those Jenga skills really came in handy, man!"

"Yeah, let's just hope my auto insurance skills are still sharp..."

Hey, it still looks kind of legitimate from a distance. Right?

This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."