pickup lines

The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.

Tinder is a really hot place to be. Like an active volcano, or sweatshop.

Always remember the first rule to successfully using pickup lines. Be attractive. Just remember that and you'll go far.

Guys, if you're having troubles picking up ladies avoiding pickup lines like these is a good place to start.

The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.' 

I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a wide reaching reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. 

If you want to catch 'em all, you're going to need a super effective lineup of Pokémon puns.