It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and disturbing profiles, then check these out.
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The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.
This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative PowerPoint Tinder profile on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter. Tinder requires creativity and he went way beyond. I'd swipe right.
Sometimes Tinder seems hellbent on delivering the world endless amounts of cringeworthy immaturity. Unless you're the recipient and you weren't seriously looking for someone to Netflix and chill with, it's hilarious to witness. Well, it can make your blood boil too, but that's another story. Here are some nice cringeworthy Tinder moments. Get cringe ready.
Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...
Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard when Data tried to make a joke.
The world of Tinder is a mixed bag. Sometimes it's desperate and makes you lose faith in humanity, and sometimes it's hilarious. The fact that dating now depends on who can take the best profile photo and who has the best one-liners is pretty f*cking bizarre, but that's the world we live in now, so we might as well embrace it. Without further ado, enjoy these surprisingly funny Tinder moments and remember that you can use these for yourself if you need to.
The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.'
These people clearly have no idea how to flirt, and im unsure of their capability to produce intelligible human speech. Anyways these people clearly need to take a look at some of our dumb pick up lines that are so odd they might actually bring you the success you clearly lack with your own faculties and creativity. Or simply bow to the inevitability that you are one day going to be on a list like this of the most absurd pick up lines that have no business being written or spoken.
I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a notorious reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. Like some of the worst pickup lines bar none. That might be something.
But if you aren't cringing just yet, these insane Tinder lines will have you face-palming yourself into a concussion.
Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.
Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.
