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It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and hilarious profiles, then check these out.

The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.

Tinder is a really hot place to be. Like an active volcano, or sweatshop.

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Guys, if you're having troubles picking up ladies avoiding pickup lines like these is a good place to start.

Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard  when Data tried to make a joke. 

The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.' 

These people clearly have no idea how to flirt, and im unsure of their capability to produce intelligible human speech. Anyways these people clearly need to take a look at some of our dumb pick up lines that are so odd they might actually bring you the success you clearly lack with your own faculties and creativity. Or simply bow to the inevitability that you are one day going to be on a list like this of the most absurd pick up lines that have no business being written or spoken.

I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a notorious reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. Like some of the worst pickup lines bar none. That might be something.

But if you aren't cringing just yet, these insane Tinder lines will have you face-palming yourself into a concussion.

Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.

Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.