Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the various pickup lines that they tried out that actually worked for them. Whether you want to try these out in real life, or on Tinder, for all you know they actually might end up working out for you!
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When it comes to pickup lines, it helps to be creative, but the key thing is gonna be "does this person actually think I'm attractive?" Almost no one is gonna respond to some overused hack "did you fall from heaven" line so it helps to be in the moment. Here are lines that worked for men and women. And for some field tests, here are some tinder wins and fails that ended in heartbreak and puns.
Tinder is the source of the best and worst of pickup lines. Every now and again a Tinderer will break out the kind of wit that might make their match not regret the right-swipe. Other times though, not so lucky. There's one thing that's for sure, and that is that people on Tinder never cease to amaze us with their acts of utter shamelessness.
Oh Tinder, you ridiculous place, you. We've rounded up some of the sleaziest, most immature, and all around shameless pickup lines to surface from the hopeless romantics on r/Tinder. Tinder would seem to be the place for people to bust out the worst of their pickup lines that they'd probably never use in real life. Part of us wants to commend the bullish commitment, but at the same time, some of them are just hard to look at.
It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and disturbing profiles, then check these out.
The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.
This young and brash woman felt the need to toss a guy's meticulously assembled, reasonably creative PowerPoint Tinder profile on Twitter for the wolves to tear at. But instead, she found him ready to face her with shameless wit, which was met with widespread approval and respect from others on Twitter. Tinder requires creativity and he went way beyond. I'd swipe right.
Sometimes Tinder seems hellbent on delivering the world endless amounts of cringeworthy immaturity. Unless you're the recipient and you weren't seriously looking for someone to Netflix and chill with, it's hilarious to witness. Well, it can make your blood boil too, but that's another story. Here are some nice cringeworthy Tinder moments. Get cringe ready.
Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...
Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard when Data tried to make a joke.
The world of Tinder is a mixed bag. Sometimes it's desperate and makes you lose faith in humanity, and sometimes it's hilarious. The fact that dating now depends on who can take the best profile photo and who has the best one-liners is pretty f*cking bizarre, but that's the world we live in now, so we might as well embrace it. Without further ado, enjoy these surprisingly funny Tinder moments and remember that you can use these for yourself if you need to.
The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.'
