This is just so goddamn weird. We've all had awkward meetings before but the level of BS going on makes it almost hard to breath. You can tell he's trying, but everything about the situation is so unnatural that no one is really sure of where to go with it. Someone, take an improv class.
Someone explain why you'd want to keep mud off this piece of crap in the first place.
Every guy who's had an experience at a bar like this, raise your hand. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Oh jeez, one of the girls just leaves her boyfriend standing there...
Hybrid car: you're doing it wrong.
Hey, shut up! You just don't understand modern art!
This is why we can't have nice things. A shiny screen to cover a broken back window, and a gate that only has realized half of its potential.
