pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

We Must Eat the Evidence

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Nice to Meet You

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Everyone Needs a Little Help Starting Out

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Worst Pickup Lines Ever

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Pick Up Line Parody WIN

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Wanna Show Me Your Red Card?

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Matt Changes Tactics

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