personality

Introverted Twitter users are banding together to share their best lot of painfully dumb questions that they're just plain old tired of being asked. For people that already need time to recharge, these kinds of questions are especially excruciating. 

Sure, someone can just tell you they're a nice person, but that rarely actually means anything. That person could just as easily be a liar. There are a few behaviors people do that illustrate their intentions. For example there's the shopping cart theory of morality. For a dose of faith in humanity here are some wholesome memes.

Do you eat food off the ground? Do you collect small rocks and things? Do you make strange noises and leave all your belongings in a big pile? You may very well have a goblin personality. For some more fantasy inspired tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on the theory that dwarves have intelligent super beards.

Dr. Tanya Harrison laid out how a lot of us are dealing with self-isolation but in terms of Star Trek: The Next Generation characters. Sadly, more than a few of us are Geordis. For some other Star Trek stuff, here's a discussion of why no one on the Enterprise has pockets, and here are Tumblr's questions about gay Klingons.

It's extremely satisfying to think about our pets having distinctive personalities, and animals with peculiar facial hair make them even more distinctive. Here are some cats with mustaches, a few goatees, some dogs with beards and a monkey with a fu man chu. Here's an informal history of how cats became domesticated, or just a silly post about a peculiar cat that likes being in the fridge.

This bios are almost too accurate. Like, you see these people everywhere, and the fact that they're able to be expressed in dog-form almost hits too close to home. For some insight into the mind of dogs, here are some wonderful tweets from "Thoughts of Dog."

These tiny triggering things are the equivalent of getting a mini rock stuck in your shoe, when you're in the middle of trying to walk somewhere. They are miniature in size, but just enough to drive someone off the wall INSANE. 

Do you talk too much? Too little? Do you talk too loud? Are you incapable of receiving a compliment? Welcome to the club.

We get so caught up with the red flags that we forget to notice that people can have good traits. Here are some green flags that show a person has some good in them.