These people did it so you don't have to! Or do it. Some seem pretty cool.
For added fun, have them place one in every slice and tell your co-workers you aren't hungry.
"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."
I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!