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Well. That's awkward.

Of course, we all know that naked pictures of Justin Bieber broke the damn Internet this week. It was bound to get around to his dad as well.

Jeremy Bieber should have just let the whole thing die down without weighing in.

But that's not how this guy rolls.



So he tweeted this out Oct. 9.

@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️

— Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015

Ew.

Ew, ew, ew.

He should have thought about his son's feelings more than his son's peen.

Justin ain't too happy about it and his legal team is already on the case to find justice.

Daddy Biebs should have probably reacted more like Chrissy Teigen's expert analysis.

No one is ever disgusted by the pig who preys on, photographs and sells pictures of someone naked. Just the celebrity for being naked. Ok.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 8, 2015

Sometimes the best gifts in life come in smaller packages.

If not to put their other friends back in their place.

Wouldn't that hurt?

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