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Time to take the dog to the park . Or the kid, or maybe even just yourself. Time to smell some fresh air and dodge frisbees and footballs as you try to find a nice quiet spot. So find your happy place with these turfed-up puns and jokes just for you.
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Karen tries to claim ownership of the place she has been renting for 20 years: 'I pay rent, so I own this house'
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Entitled tenant gives a month's notice to homeowners, they arrive at the house at the due date, only to find out she hasn't left at all: ‘I pay rent, so I own this house’
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Parents object to 16-year-old getting a job after they repeatedly refuse to pay for the care of his 3 younger siblings, aged 12, 10, and 7 years old: 'I reminded them that they get what they pay for'
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'A slight misunderstanding at the bakery': 20 Bakery mistakes and messed-up cakes
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‘My union rep will be in touch’: Boss demands employee provide a doctor's note for every sick day but refuses to pay for it, employee gets the demand in writing, then files for grievance
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Karen customer gets banned from community group for not paying leader back £5: 'No pay, no participation'
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