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Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin

Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

It's either weirdly creative or just incredibly stupid.
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Mom kept son on strict diet by telling him he had allergies his whole life | Posted by u/TroubleInGluten 3 days ago AITA going no-contact with my parents after learning they had lied about my allergies all my life? Not hole Hey everyone am 19 years old and my parents are their 50s as long as can remember have been allergic several things: Dairy Wheat/Flour/Gluten Legumes

Son Discovers Mom Lied About Allergies to Keep Him on Strict Diet

There are probably better ways to stay healthy.
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Things people didn't expect about being an adult | Chaseybabe 19.9k points 12 hours ago many adults actually dislike younger thought my parents liked all our neighbours, all my teachers, all my coaches, etc since found out they thought most people were morons kind like do.

Factors People Didn't Anticipate about Adulthood

There are a lot of elements that are hard to expect.
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Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

Completely absurd.
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Dad tells his son that sometimes he regrets getting married | r/AmltheAsshole JOIN u/Clear_Chest 1d AITA possibly encouraging my son break up with his girlfriend and telling him have regrets about marrying his mother/ my wife? Asshole My son will be starting college this fall. He will be attending school out state while his girlfriend stays home attend college. Because distance, they have been discussing whether or not they will try make things work, and they have struggled make decision. He ask

Dad Tells Son Sometimes He Regrets Marriage

Tough conversation.
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Parents describe the weirdest things they've caught their kids doing | taikalainen 17h Found my kid talking hole sink he 2. Turns out 's where he said god lives. Carry on, ya weirdo. Ex's eldest hoarded cardboard tubes. If asked they were simply later youngest adopted and formed strong emotional bond with garlic about week.

Weirdest Things Parents Caught Their Kids Doing

Kids just do the darnedest things.
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Parents share the best weird flexes that they've seen from their kids | NobodyBallad 251d My oldest told she used control inside she my tummy.

Weird Flexes Parents Have Seen From Their Kids

Kids just do the darnedest things.
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A collection of parenting tweets about the struggles of teaching kids at home during Quarantine | Erica L. Green @EricaLG My 5-year-old just now after got done work packet her teacher sent home O.K phonics. Now have snack. And then put our head down. And then go get some more air kids are going get us through this.

Parenting Tweets About Homeschooling During Quarantine

The appreciation for teachers has been deepened across the board.
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A collection of AskReddit replies to various pieces of advice from parents that ended up being total BS | Don't waste too much time on computer becomes full time software developer. computer screen through glasses.

Advice From Parents That Was Total BS

Some advice from parents really doesn't stand the test of time.
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A collection of AskReddit replies to people that grew up with Doomsday Prepper parents | posted by TheSoviet-Union My father had crates full non perishable food, camping gear, gas cookers name he had he stored bunker he built, which really just big anderson shelter.

People's Experiences With Doomsday Prepper Parents

Nothing quite like it.
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Stories of bad parent teacher conferences | She had received 97% on an essay, and she and her mother were both tears demanding be reprimanded and re- trained unfair grading policies think my mouth agape entire time.

Teachers Share Their Worst Parent-Teacher Conferences

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Teacher teaches false information about blood being blue, so dad confronts him.

Guy Confronts Son's Teacher For Teaching "Blue Blood" Myth

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Dumb reasons kids had meltdowns.

Kids Freaking Out for Stupid Reasons

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Woman catches neighborhood helicopter mom peering through her window looking for her son.

Woman Catches Stalker-ey Helicopter Mom Peeping Through Her Window

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A collection of kids drawings that ended up looking way dirtier than intended.

Kids Drawings That Looked Dirtier Than Intended

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Stories from children of sketchy parents, and they crimes and misdemeanors they did.

Children of Sketchy Parents Share The Shady Stuff Their Folks Did

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