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A collection of funny dad jokes from dads on Twitter | Zack @Mr_Kapowski [kid's party Can leave? These things take forever Wife harsh whisper* Shut mouth. Watch our daughter open her presents

Dad Jokes That Went Full Dad Joke

Dad jokes are true gems.
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People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.

People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

A whole lot of recounting going on.
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An entitled Karen pesters a woman for speaking Welsh | r/entitledparents u/FutureButterscotch9 "Where did learn speak English Um England L This story took place 5 months ago, so won't be exactly word word, but remembered enough event recite blah blah blah all have heard before So my stepmom is British. Welsh be exact those who don't know, Wales is little hump west England and North Cornwall s beautiful place known sheep, alcohol, and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol.

Entitled Karen Pesters Woman For Speaking Welsh

Step mom handled it well.
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stand up comedian roasting his dad

Comic Invites Dad To His First Set, Proceeds To Roast Him

This just needs to be longer.
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A funny "in need of dad" ad brings us back to simpler days | NEEDED: Generic Father Figure Backyard BBQ Spokane white haired man grilling barbecuing

"In Need Of Dad" Ad Brings Us Back To Simpler Time

Those were the days.
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Mom gets tricked into praising her kid's cooking skills | r/pettyrevenge u/ThrowRA-Barber Tricked my mom into finally admitting my cooking good been enrolled cooking school over year and my mom, she's never been supportive. Because dropped out nursing program get into cooking school. She's always making snide comments about should've been nurse or lawyer, or only ever be subservient housewife with this, and do make something, she always crizicizes Like she's Gordon Ramsay or something

Mom Gets Tricked Into Praising Kid's Cooking

Mom got blindsided.
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A new dad ends up leaving the delivery room because his fiancée shouts her ex's name | AITA walking out delivery room while my fianc giving birth? Not hole This happened two weeks ago, my 28M fiance 26F and just had baby boy and 's been difficult already without her being upset with after happened met her at bar used hang out with my friends at dated 8 months, and decided propose she told she pregnant and wanted have baby both agreed on getting married after our baby is born, She introduced my

Dad Leaves Delivery Room Cause Fiancée Shouts Ex's Name

Definitely an awkward moment.
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Parents describe the funniest conversations that they've had with their toddlers | SmudgeZelda• 3d 2 Awards have an almost daily conversation about its not nice color cat.

Parents' Most Absurd Conversations With Their Toddlers

Don't put the cars and trains in the fridge.
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Dad misplaces his daughter's hamster, and then a heartfelt breakdown ensues | Padre Please call soon as get this 's an emergency dad do not freak out 's just hamster will find him Delivered

Dad Misplaces Daughter's Hamster, Breakdown Ensues

Crisis averted this time around for dad.
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Dad wants a free painting, gets turned down, and then won't pay the babysitter | Hi went pick up kids today saw had some empty canvas am looking gift my wife family portrait seen style and like wondering if be down could gift us as Christmas present love paint guys but saving those canvases have something on my mind. Or have paid commission. They're gallery style and are quite expensive at moment could probably paint them portrait fairly cheap if can get provide canvas yourself.

Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Turned Down, Won't Pay Babysitter

These people are actually real.
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stand up comedian vs heckler mom HECKLER SHOULD'VE STAYED Steve Hofstetter

Heckler Mom Gets Offended, Comedian Handles Her

Handled with finesse.
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Judge Judy defending dad

Judge Judy Defends Dad's Rights

"Fathers are not second class citizens."
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dad reveals he won lottery money to kids

Dad Slowly Reveals Huge Lotto Win To Sons

It's about $2.7 million
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Dad decides to re-home his son's fifth pet hermit crab | AITA rehoming my son's (8yo) fifth pet hermit crab? My (37M) wife (35F) is really insistent on teaching our son (8M) responsibility most part have absolutely no problem with this. At 8 our son knows wash and fold his own laundry with our assistance and supervision) make simple meals like grilled cheeses eggs ect, and he keeps his room clean. He also has pet hermit crap. My wife bought pet store Thinking an easy pet teach our son

Dad Re-Homes Son's Fifth Pet Hermit Crab

Clearly, the arrangement wasn't working out.
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Dad lies to his vegetarian wife about letting their kids eat meat | AITA moving out mid-lease and stranding my roommate with full rent after his girlfriend keeps accusing being "creepy So l've been living with my current roommate 2 years now actually subletting and l'm on my 2nd year which is month--month, but had an unofficial "verbal" agreement stay until end year mean 's pandemic didn't think move either. Anyways his gf moved beginning this year s been lot. She's obviously had some trauma

Guy's Roommate Enforces Weird Rules, He Moves Out Mid-Lease

Best to ditch that nightmare ASAP.
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A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

Chaos has arrived.
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