parenting

Top 20 Dad Jokes of the Week: 'My wife says I should do more lunges to be in shape. That would be a big step forward'

Ben Weiss

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'Figure out how to grow up at 53': Man-baby lives rent-free for 53 years by mooching off of his parents and then gets left with no inheritance when Dad wises up to a lifetime of freeloading

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'She called ME pathetic': Entitled Karen and son park in homeowner’s driveway, blocking her from getting in after work and claiming they’d only be a few minutes

Isabella Penn

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'[You're] cut off': Solo-earning husband catches his wife spending $1000+ on takeout every month, he retaliates by kneecapping her financially and canceling all of their credit cards

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'The participation rate has been zero': Teacher pressured by helicopter parents to provide extra credit, she gets even by giving lengthy assignments involving parental participation

Ben Weiss

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'Neighbors suddenly became silent at night': Entitled neighbors refuse to quiet down their kids at 3:00am, tenant accidentally gets payback

Ben Weiss

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'His budget looked like it was based on costs from the 90s': Prideful parents squander $300,000+ of their retirement funds because they refuse to listen to their experienced son-in-law

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'We [don't] need your sob story': Entitled mom tries to force her kids on a friend's 'adults only' birthday party by guilt-tripping the host, gets shown the door

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Her bio mom had been a disaster': Father and daughter have healthy reconciliation after 'deadbeat' mom comes back into her life and treats her poorly

Elna McHilderson

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'The cashier looked at me and we were both trying not to laugh': 2-year-old hilariously mocks Boomer throwing a tantrum at the grocery store

Isabella Penn

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'I reported him for HOA violations I don't actually care about': Guy gets back at petty neighbor by overwhelming him with HOA fines until he moves

Ben Weiss

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'Some people can't control their own kids': Passenger gets blamed for annoying kids next to her while their actual parents sitting behind them do nothing

Ben Weiss

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‘I paid $100,000 for this pool’: Entitled girlfriend complains that a homeowner's kids are splashing too much in their private pool, Super Dad comes to their defense by telling her to kick rocks

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'We had nobody in our corner': Kids cut off contact with parents after 10 years of them being a ‘vlog family’, claiming parents had taken away their childhood

Bar Mor Hazut

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Husband admonished for telling wife and new mother of 3-month-old baby that she must return to work: 'She needs to work full-time'

Brad Dickson

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Man shuts down entitled Karen after she attempted to enforce 'quiet Sundays,' ordering four neighbors to stop mowing their lawns

Isabella Penn

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