Financial parasites can hunt for prey in a lot of ways, but the easiest targets are always the ones with generous spirits and a bleeding heart. While not everyone is wary of their romantic suitors in this department (especially if you're not particularly wealthy), disillusion doesn't mean that you're safe from a parasitic girlfriend or boyfriend.

The heavy hand of retribution falls hardest on a parasitic roommate.

Which would you rather find living in your attic, 1000 cockroaches or 1 human person?