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It started with a post about all the strange and dumb ways people create facebook events to make fun of a peculiar art installation in Chicago casually referred to as "The Bean." It ended with a tale of millionaires, artist drama, backstabbing, and the fight over the least reflective substance in the world.

These people woke up thinking their day was gonna be totally fine, but sadly they were wrong. Life can strike at any moment.

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

It's all fun and games until the seagulls notice you have fries. Then you're lucky just to get outta there. Here are a bunch of instances that'll make you realize your day is probably going pretty smoothly.

Sometimes it's the most petty and inconvenient losses that are the most jarring. There's something so poetic about a crock pot full of delicious chili spilled on a carpet.

Sure, there's no sense crying over spilled milk, but a literal ton of garbage spilled on the freeway? That's something to get upset over.

Is it all really that hard?

Inconvenience can strike at any time. So can disaster!

Jeff Wysaski a.k.a. Obvious Plant paid a visit to his local hardware store to give its paint some more... err... "colorful" names.

Bob Ross' show would have been that much better if he used these colors.